Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

luke: it's cringey though dad. you need a better fursona. i mean... black krayt dragon? that's such an edgelord move

vader: son

vader: have you even fucking seen a picture of me for 2 seconds my beautiful child?

vader: i am not an edgelord

vader: i am **THE** EDGELORD.

lads i just realized that a Very Important Chapter in my overwrought star wars fanfiction can basically be summarized as Luke Skywalker saying "you know you're right dad, i can't go quietly into that good night just yet. ......................i gotta stick around so i can help you redesign your fursona IT'S SO FUCKING CRINGEY"

DRESSES.... ARE HERE................. all of the pics are hideous so tomorrow i'm gonna dress up in another and work on learning how to use my fuckin selfie stick

however

TIME FOR F A N C Y

good morning fediverse, have a blanket goblin #pupper #dogsofmastodon #hollypls the look is because i used flash

LOUD EXCITED NOISES

#lolitafashion G E T TODAY!!!!!!!!!

me sitting here trying to write up the whole saga of my shoulder

"it hurts lots
it go crunch
it hate rain
pls fix"

🎵 here comes the rain again 🎵 MAKING MY MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDER HURT 🎵

man, today's not my day, now i'm getting yelled at on reddit for saying "please put your triggering content after the title, not in it", first by someone who has decided trigger warnings are bullshit because their trauma is most important and then by the mods because putting things in bold is "tantamount to shaming"?

i'm just gonna...

put on some city pop and go play splatoon

idk man, i'll go have a good cry, do some retail therapy and be ok

just one of those things

i guess that's part of the being disabled experience, though. as soon as you go down with a health problem and stop being a "good cripple" who is "so inspirational" (no matter the toll it actually takes on you), you get discarded. i tried so hard to give back to the community and be a good community member, and now that i'm sick, it's like i was never there at all.

i'm just tired.

man, i know it wasn't meant maliciously, but to wake up for an announcement of an rp event that is the same concept (market full of vendor stalls) and same execution (same place in open world, even) without any acknowledgement or "thank you calamity for the inspiration" stings hard

so now i get the bonus of being upset about being upset

yay

#splatoon2 art for #pokemonswordshield AND YAY #SOBBLE IT'S SO CUTE.

well everyone i have caught up on the pokemon news, taken up my shield, and joined sobble defense squad

honestly i find it buckwild that you can just like. ship animals. in the mail. you can just do that with some of em?

i can get on amazon and just order a box of ladybugs or whatever! they let you do that! they actually let you do that in real life

DAMN that is a good-ass remix