Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

me right now: "oh hi muscle relaxer"

but said like "oh hi mark" from the room

also if i really wanted to throw a grenade into the comment section, i would have gone more than just "prudie beefed it, the answer of ~go and nurture the feelings of your friends abandoning you~ is bad advice my dudes"

i would have thrown in the grenade to the comment section of "so, being a male-male couple and also dripping with disdain for those who have kids... have you considered your levels of picked-up-from-society-around-you misogyny lately? may be time for a detox there"

ah the joy of reading advice columns to boo at the ref when he makes bad calls

prudie whiffed it hard with his response to a letter writer whining about how his friends were all ruining their lives having kids and he has no empathy for them. i'm also childfree and not maternal but the dude was dripping with contempt and prudie's answer was to go 'nurture those feelings'. fuckoff with that. you don't have to love kids, you just have to be happy your friends are happy.

i just realized i said the internet is a magical place and didn't include the link to the youtube video i was watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ZeHHMlkJM

safe for work, does require sound, i don't think there's anything triggering in here, but also i don't want to give away the joke but trust me i am very very amused by it

the internet is... a magical place

it's the perfect anakin skywalker song and i WILL throw down in defense of it.

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

additionally, "the boxer" by simon and garfunkel is the best anakin skywalker/darth vader song

and i will 100% throw down about this

darth vader squandered his resistance for a pocketful of mumbles; such are promises; when he left his home he was no more than a boy, in the company of strangers...

anyway, no gods no masters no light side no dark side FORCE ANARCHISM EVERYBODY

i bet y'all didn't expect to read "obi-wan kenobi is bougie" on your fediverse tonight.

unfortunately, i am here

so not only am i saying some broad, sweeping shit that i think is core to anakin skywalker/darth vader's mental state and being and thus characterization,

i am 100% saying that anakin knows the tatooine equivalent of catfish noodling. he WILL thrust his hand into that dune and he WILL pull out dinner and obi-wan WILL be horrified because OBI-WAN KENOBI IS BOUGIE, SOMETHING THAT LED TO THE CRITICAL BREAKDOWN IN RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO,

also darth vader is country as hell and i'll fight anyone who disagrees

you cannot understand anakin skywalker unless you take into account that he is a slave boy and that he spent those crucial formative years in poverty, in a remote place, growing up *without*

he was someone fundamentally out of place in the jedi order's luxury

he was someone fundamentally out of place in the empire's luxury

it's his son who reminds him of who he is

his son who also grew up where he did.

it's important

and if that's not your cuppa

can i interest you in the one fanmix i've made that i'm genuinely proud of,

"That Slave Boy All Grown", a lightly southern gothic flavored #darthvader mix?

https://8tracks.com/harpalyce/that-slave-boy-all-grown-1

anyway i actually uploaded the mix for this terrible fanfiction

ALL 21 FUCKING TRACKS

RIPPING FROM YOUTUBE MYSELF

https://8tracks.com/harpalyce/the-eight-fold-atrament-fanfiction-soundtrack

yes that is a lot of bjork

no i do not regret it

listen who else am i supposed to turn to for "weird enough to sustain a secret world/splatoon crossover". also it's all nice remixes anyway

"IT'S LEITMOTIF" i scream as yet another mix of calamari inkantation falls out of my pockets,

"i'm a good person who knows music" i whisper as i put 15 billion remixes and versions of the same song on a fanfiction soundtrack mix "i'm not a hack. it's.. leitmotif. i'm a good good music girl. it's LEITMOTIF"

hello everyone

it's bjork remix o'clock

please listen to this sweeping, expansive, tender remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0gx7ANtBPk