Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i would join in the 'there are no tops on mastodon' discourse, as a domme, but i think that my being here is the sort of monkey's paw cursed fulfillment that just makes the situation worse and more tragic:

there *is* a top, but i'm the token cishet

also, have an article of murderous medieval bunnies http://www.openculture.com/2019/03/killer-rabbits-in-medieval-manuscripts-why-so-many-drawings-in-the-margins-depict-bunnies-going-bad.html?fbclid=IwAR0naZKvq4OrYaUptirdanCeTyoFCzg0cL25gfiJu8i993g0EWWYHV0Q4gI

https://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/guy-gave-white-privilege-cybergoth/?fbclid=IwAR3WLh7idn2-H2nBsTXU8B9gzYcot9PuXWIBmVOvxuK2_niIM1s3Zc9FiEg this nearly made me snort soda up my goddamn nose

note: if this makes no sense to you why i would lose my shit, please see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mana_(Japanese_musician)

if you were glancing at elegant gothic lolita around 10 years ago, you'll know his face if not his name

said dream also included a charity volleyball match with both sides fully decked out in lolita coordinates, just sort of ineffectually flailing at the ball

which honestly was pretty great and i think should happen irl now.

probably won't include the detail of my dream that said large petticoat + volleyball = you float down slowly after a jump like princess peach but y'know

i hit a new #lolitafashion goal last night, lolita has now invaded my dreams

said dream included me chatting to person who sat next to me all "oh you look familiar, have we met online perhaps?" and him replying "oh i'm Mana, you've probably heard of me" and while i politely lost my shit he complimented me on wearing a frilly-sleeved tshirt as blouse under jsk, and said he was doing the same thing

so if anyone in future questions me for doing that, i can bust out THIS citation

also. milk is fucking delicious. sometimes there are just no better drinks than some cold milk.

i would say lactose intolerant crew don't interact but we all know y'all are gonna interact anyway and then be trapped in the bathroom groaning for several hours and honestly i support such bold life choices

i remembered i got it on switch so that's a fresh shiny new save and hoo dang i am way down that farm game hole

man

stardew valley

is a good game

the truly pathetic thing? the truly fucking pathetic thing here?

...............almost every jewish person i know would agree with goofus saying "yeah it's a problem, i don't much like israel's politics right now either and also try to work against it", IF GOOFUS JUST CHUCKED HIS HATRED OF ALL JEWISH PEOPLE IN THE GODDAMN TRASH

IT'S ALMOST LIKE

THERE'S *NOT* SOME GRAND JEWISH NEW WORLD ORDER

A M A Z I N G

GOOFUS NEEDS TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND GET FUCKED

i am waaaaaaaay too tired of bubbles of left-wing politics that claim to be progressive but serve up old, moldering, stale antisemitism straight from the medieval pogroms. i swear to god if your grand political theory ends in "and anyway jews did it 'cos they're evil" you need to go fuck yourself with a loaded shotgun. NO MORE OF THAT SHIT.

Gallant puts his posters up in designated spots for posters to be put up!

Goofus decides to sneak past various security measures to put up fake eviction notices on dorm room doorways, to evoke pathos for his cause, but ONLY on the dorm room doors of students who have mezuzahs (a type of jewish door charm)!

Gallant gives a persuasive presentation about his cause that compellingly offers facts!

Goofus believes shadowy cabals of people with too much money are to blame, and characterizes every Israeli as irredeemably greedy!

Gallant hands out flyers about his cause and respects an answer of "sorry, late to class" of polite refusal!

Goofus calls after somebody about how they are a coward if they refuse and uses pushy used car salesman tactics to trap people into conversation so he can lecture at them!

i swear to god my goy ass is perilously close to writing some Highlights For Children style guides on how not to be an utter fuckwit while advocating for the rights of palestenians because This Just Keeps Happening and It's Bullshit