Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

IS THE POPULARITY OF THE BOOK SERIES "ANIMORPHS" THE REASON WHY ALL Y'ALL OUT THERE ARE NOW SO FUCKING HORNY FOR TRANSFORMATION KINKS.

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hold on

i just had a major galaxy-brain tier realization hold on

"harp, that emoji 'disc horse' means 'discourse' joke is not as funny as you think it is"

mmmmm welllllll have you considered i am actually a master wordsmith and clever beyond all things hmmmmmm (i'm not going to ever stop doing it) ( 💿 🐴 .... goes meta.... because it's now 💿 🐴 about 💿 🐴 AYOOOOOOO)

well now that i've done that i expect either (1) i will be blocked, or (2) i will wake up to three million nastygrams, or (3) all of the above, because i take an especially bleak view of the 💿 🐴 and how it typically ends up

i kinda miss pc building

like this will tell you a lot about my family lmao, but helping my dad do pc building shit was a lot of good childhood bonding memories

(less building up from scratch, more for upgrading this bit or that bit over time or mushing things around to make remnant frankenmachines, but still)

....however i now use laptops thanks to disability and there is No Way i am building a Fucking Laptop

'carry on my wayward son' is far too rad a song to be associated with the dismal nonsense that is supernatural

so has anyone photoshopped the goatse hands onto that black hole yet

anyway my whining aside y'all wanna see my new buddy

tw for a gnarly looking bruise which is the result of the trigger point injection into my pec minor that i got friday

not pictured: the pretty big goose egg underneath my skin accompanying it (also no eye contact and no titty so y'all can be prepared, i didn't have to pull my shirt down that much)

i've not had this with a trigger point injection before and i've about made up my mind to call the office tomorrow

H U R T S .

"but all the privates are covered! it's not nsfw!" is as hollow as a foot fetishist saying "how dare you, it's not a creep shot, i was just taking a picture of her shoes, not her underwear!"

and honestly, when it comes to fat women, this train always seems to come to end at one station - "but you should be flattered! isn't it nice that SOMEbody is finding you sexy? i mean, you can't be choosy... you're fat, after all...."

it's the same ol' shit, no matter how many uwu rainbows it is rolled in

honestly i would be happy if people just met me halfway and tagged their obvious fetish art as nsfw.

you have an inflation/feeder/fat kink. great. please do me the courtesy of saying "yes i want to be part of that" or "no i don't want to be part of that"

seeing it untagged does not mean i get basic respect of consent, i get roped into the kink regardless of my feelings and comfort.

at that point your kink isn't fatness, it's making people into unwilling participants to view your kink

if someone is still viewing fat women in a way as meat to be consumed, as something to selfishly fuel their kink and nothing more, shit's fucked. period. point-blank.

i'm tired of seeing it.

i do not like it in a box. i do not like it with a fox. i do not like it, sam i am. so tag your fucking porn before i put your head on a motherfucking pike.

listen, i do not particularly care about the artist's orientation if they still are drawing fat women's bodies with an aggressively cishet male gaze style, and if they are only seeing those bodies as fulfillment of their fetish, not as where souls inhabit.

"but they're not a cishet dude, they're-" then they've got some fucking work to do unlearning bad habits, and i am not going to casually submit that i must be the bonfire fuel to light their learning.

ah yes, the scylla and charybdis of wanting to see more fat bodies represented in art, but really hating that 99% of them seem to be drawn as a fetish

and tbh i think 90% of my self-care is bribery lmao

like, showers hurt. i need to still do them but they hurt because of body ouch.

but i can use a nice shower gel and one of those shower fizzies and make it nice enough that i can overcome that inertia of "oh god this is going to hurt" and actually... do the thing

the thing that i actually do > the things that i don't

self-care everybody! lmao