Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

maybe that's the ultimate treatment for my shoulder problems

....put some marshmallows in it

because obviously rice krispy treats have better structural integrity? 🤔

oh god my shoulder is a bowl of rice crispies today y this

the SQUIRRELS are being MONITORED #dogsofmastodon #doggo #hollypls

I FEEL LIKE I'VE JUST FOUND SOME SORT OF FEDIVERSE ROSETTA STONE. THIS IS A MAJOR DISCOVERY. WHO WANTS TO CO-AUTHOR THE PAPER WITH ME.

i understand it. i UNDERSTAND now. this is a BREAKTHROUGH. it's animorphs! IT'S ANIMORPHS. THE UR FURRY-TF-KINK PROGENITOR.

i still don't understand the pool toys, mind you, but listen, i'll get there. i'll get there. just give me a research grant and i'll get there

IS THE POPULARITY OF THE BOOK SERIES "ANIMORPHS" THE REASON WHY ALL Y'ALL OUT THERE ARE NOW SO FUCKING HORNY FOR TRANSFORMATION KINKS.

wait a second

wait

wait

hold on

i just had a major galaxy-brain tier realization hold on

"harp, that emoji 'disc horse' means 'discourse' joke is not as funny as you think it is"

mmmmm welllllll have you considered i am actually a master wordsmith and clever beyond all things hmmmmmm (i'm not going to ever stop doing it) ( 💿 🐴 .... goes meta.... because it's now 💿 🐴 about 💿 🐴 AYOOOOOOO)

well now that i've done that i expect either (1) i will be blocked, or (2) i will wake up to three million nastygrams, or (3) all of the above, because i take an especially bleak view of the 💿 🐴 and how it typically ends up

i kinda miss pc building

like this will tell you a lot about my family lmao, but helping my dad do pc building shit was a lot of good childhood bonding memories

(less building up from scratch, more for upgrading this bit or that bit over time or mushing things around to make remnant frankenmachines, but still)

....however i now use laptops thanks to disability and there is No Way i am building a Fucking Laptop

'carry on my wayward son' is far too rad a song to be associated with the dismal nonsense that is supernatural

so has anyone photoshopped the goatse hands onto that black hole yet

anyway my whining aside y'all wanna see my new buddy

tw for a gnarly looking bruise which is the result of the trigger point injection into my pec minor that i got friday

not pictured: the pretty big goose egg underneath my skin accompanying it (also no eye contact and no titty so y'all can be prepared, i didn't have to pull my shirt down that much)

i've not had this with a trigger point injection before and i've about made up my mind to call the office tomorrow

H U R T S .

"but all the privates are covered! it's not nsfw!" is as hollow as a foot fetishist saying "how dare you, it's not a creep shot, i was just taking a picture of her shoes, not her underwear!"

and honestly, when it comes to fat women, this train always seems to come to end at one station - "but you should be flattered! isn't it nice that SOMEbody is finding you sexy? i mean, you can't be choosy... you're fat, after all...."

it's the same ol' shit, no matter how many uwu rainbows it is rolled in