Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

this may be potentially controversial given how evil the disney corp is

however

as a star wars fan i keep getting a very specific type of angry at the new star wars theme part of disney world

not because i hate it

but rather the opposite

i fucking need this shit and i am so furious, how could they do this to me. how could they inflict this on me, a poor disabled bitch. let me live disney. LET ME LIVE. FUCK. but first pass the orb cola and lightsaber churros fuuuuuuuuuuck

is it bad that my first glimpse at seeing the "garlic flavor coca-cola" photoshop is that i went

"actually i bet that would work really well to baste a ham with"

that is unexpectedly hitting me hard

i really hope the stained glass is going to be ok, or at least recoverable

"harp", some of you may be thinking, reading that last post, "what the fuck"

listen

listen!

let those who have not taken off a bra at the end of the day wherein they ate candy, and gone "oh hey an m&m got in there! ...it's still good, mm a snack" throw the first stone!

as we begin to approach pesach, i would like to volunteer my services as goybage disposal if there's any leftover charoset that needs getting rid of

also the buttons are a bit bigger which is very nice

see pic for size comparison

mostly just relieved i can actually play the games i want to in this flare instead of just pining for things i can't actually play because i only have one joy-con and getting super super smad about it.

also there's going to be two proper controllers now so theoretically i could invite a guest over to play! phwoaar

ok so i broke down and got a pro controller for my switch because of no guarantee that my joycon would be home from the wars in time for the upcoming splatfest

and can i just say

i actually really like this

very nice good purchase. i really like that the secondary pad is a proper + shape. the four round buttons was a bit confusing, here i can much more easily tell what they are in relation to each other, so i don't BOOYEAH when i meant to OUCH and seem delighted by being killed in spla2n...

We Are All This Hognose Snake

something something let's get that bread joke?

i wish stardew valley on switch had mod support

i want to go romance linus

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and then the dwarf

and then krobus

....fuggit i just realized i probably should have like. cw'd that chat about hair removal stuff earlier.

also i'm tryin not to be all NOT THAT I'M GAY OR ANYTHING obnoxious but i do want to kinda let people know that when i jump into convos with transfemme folks i'm like... still cishet, just cishet with pcos and potential relevant tips, so that it doesn't feel like i'm gatecrashing? ooerrr this is hard and i have little brain but many painkiller

i for one welcome the kudzu singularity

in the true post-apoc future, you won't need guns

you'll need goats

(to eat the kudzu.)

"Harp, are you just salty about EVERYTHING today?"

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it's possible.

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i'm gonna, uh, go get an ice pack and lidocane patch

"wow harp you sound bitter about video games today"

yep!

please stay tuned for "why dead money is the worst xpack for fallout new vegas, not just because of the Fucking Radios, but mostly because there is no option to reunite the brotherhood of steel lesbians or at least let them know 'hey i know your ex, she's doing good' which would be very meaningful in fallout universe to know a former lover is not dead in a ditch somewhere"