Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

wow a white cishet dude being smugly intellectual about his bigotry, i have never seen that anywhere before bioware, what a fucking revelation,

anyway can you remember that dwarves exist please?

yes there was that one bit of story in da2 i appreciated it but what about -

ok yes there's the scout in da:i, i loved her, but -

oh there's like two missions where all we get is like, text, because it's on the war table. that's all we get for dwarf lore.

oh ok.

CUE SADNESS, IN AEDUCAN.

if solas were in the real world he would be yet another mediocre youtuber a la Thunderfoot or Sargon of Akkad and we all know it

please yeet him off the stage and bring back the actually interesting characters, DON'T GIVE HIM AN ENTIRE GAME TO SMARM ABOUT IN BIOWARE, i will fucking DIE of BOREDOM

you're killing me, bioware. you're killing your aeducan

i mean honestly, what is the more interesting character to you

A: white dude who blathers in a pseudointellectual style but is very snooty

B: somebody's mischevious mom who made you pizza rolls and is cool but also might be out to murder your pal, is a swamp witch, can turn into a FRICKIN DRAGON, and is actually a being of ancient power that the heroes owe one to after saying "oh sure we owe you one it's good" before realizing who she is

B

I'M GOING WITH B

B IS INTERESTING

GIMME B

"harp are you just saying that because you're fed up of solas"

a. yes, b. it's a bland racist egg. he's just tiresome. c. if they wanted to do elf shit idk why they would go kill of flemeth, who we both got to know and is Actually Interesting, and most importantly,

d. I'M KINDA OVER SO MUCH ELF STUFF IN DRAGON AGE ACTUALLY. BIOWARE: PLEASE REMEMBER DWARVES EXIST AND ARE PART OF THIS WORLD

xoxo, grey warden roswynn aeducan, first paragon of the topside, etc etc

maybe it'll take until the homestuck play comes out, then the series of bad movies, for everyone to sort of give up on homestuck being good. alternatively, maybe hussie needs to start tweeting really bad takes and liking terfs?

either way, homestuck cosplayers, please consider paying reparations to your local anime cons because you absolutely didn't seal that body paint as well as you thought you did if you even sealed it at all

i see mention of "homestuck epilogues" now

does this mean it's finally fucking over and we can pay attention to something that's actually decent now

this is amusing me way way more than it should

"lupin the third, but bishonen" is probably one of the most horrific things i've attempted to imagine lately honestly

i think i'm officially just tired and frustrated and hurting so i should probably just take some painkillers and go the fuck to sleep instead of ranting

nonetheless, i remain increasingly fed up with the casual bigotry that gets a pass, even in 'enlightened' spaces, with "but it's a funny meme!" or "i'm being ironic!" or "but it's anime though!" or a thousand other excuses

yes he reads theory, but does he think at all about the media he creates and passes along? ...or do the dishes?

"harp are you just salty tonight because you're hurting"

yes, but i'm still right

"here's the moe anime girl cover of my computer programming book"

thanks, i think i just broke out in hives! congrats on your accomplishment of deciding the best way to promote your work of computer science is to tack some 14-year-old anime girls in short skirts on there, because that's what computer science has been missing this whole time: the smarm of boy's-club-only anime-convention neckbeard grease.

slate.com article writer: i can't believe disney making all this crap means star wars sucks now

me, an intellectual, remembering the ewoks saturday morning cartoon series and a thousand other wookieepedia entries: You Fool, You Knave, Star Wars Has Always Been Shitty

he's just a very very handsome lad that i would like to alternate between snuggling obnoxiously, and then maybe riding like a rented pony

i even fully accept that if kiryu was approximately near my location, majimas would begin physically manifesting in my house

i'm willing to undergo the Majima Everywhere mechanic

even at 3am

as i'm going to get a glass of water

look at this man. wonderful. flawless.

i got really sad for a moment about how i'm too sick to play ffxiv like i want and what used to be my main refuge has become a quagmire of guilt and shame

so i looked up some happy yakuza music to make myself feel better

and i remembered that kiryu.............. is handsome........................ https://i.gifer.com/2HRR.gif

the one (1) major advantage WoW has over FFXIV:

wolpertinger inclusion

what... what if... jackalope, but the rabbit bit is a raccoon

flying on over to your birdbath to wash a berry, eating their snack, then doing a cute bird splash on the wings and shaking themselves off before flying away

holy shit

i think i may have just invented best animal???