Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

me: jeez i wonder why i'm feeling awkwardly anxious and jittery today in a way that's unlike me

me: man this is a puzzle

my shoulder: has gotten an injection of steroids into it yesterday, which are likely sinking in properly today

me: boy........

me: it's just a mystery that will never be solved i guess

carbinks are very cute and make adorable noises. we should appreciate them more as pokemon, sez i

i would post that same meme but we know the answer already and it's

1. wigglytuff
2. wigglytuff
3. wigglytuff
4. wigglytuff
5. wigglytuff
6. wigglytuff

or alternatively, one wigglytuff and just as many eeveelutions as you can cram in there. my destiny in pokemon world would be to become a crazy eevee lady. no regrets.

i'm both interested in seeing what janelle monae does with it, and perplexed that disney feels the need to include it in a modern remake

yeah it gets stuck in your head easily but it's not like the siamese cat song is a groundbreaking work of art that must be preserved

...i mean that's aside from my (admittedly white) confusion that they're combatting racism against asians by sending in a black artist. like... was nobody from asia available at all, disney? no? ok then

i still have no idea why disney is sitting on live action treasure planet and instead doign like... live action alladin. live action lady and the tramp. live action lion king.

the only redeeming factor in all of those for me is that apparently they hired janelle monae to do the lady and the tramp soundtrack re-do, but even then it's like... why isn't disney cleaning its own shit instead of just going "uhhhh the black lady is woke and can scrub clean the racist mess that is the siamese cat song"

today's definitely an "i am up but at what cost" morning

"how do i get so much bb cream in my temples" and other unanswered questions of our time, tonight at 11

well i may still have hands so dry that they're going pruny ( 🙃 ) but at least this giant tube of "oh god hand and body lotion, i bet this is going to be horrible, but it's within grabbing range" is turning out... actually some pretty motherfuckin good shit. which is nice when i'm having to constantly shovel more lotion into the hungry gaping maw of my skin

the dr at least is open now to talking about surgery to go see what is even going on in my shoulder and thank fuck, if this injection doesn't do anything positive

now all i gotta do today is hang in there and resist the urge to nap at 4pm only to wake up at 9pm with my day-night cycle completely fucked

( #bjd collector voice) well i don't know why the doctor is dithering around, i can tell them clear as day what's wrong with my shoulder. i need to be re-strung with fresh elastic and the joint re-sueded,

my other #spoonie accomplishment for today:

startled my mom with the sound of my shoulder popping/clicking/thudding

"i thought that was your phone game!!!" nope....... volume is 0.... that me shoulder

i was feeling v cute today until i got a look at myself in the mirror, and i noticed that thanks to the really tight muscles trying to compensate for my fucky shoulder, one titty is just in a completely different time zone from the other and i look like i'm about to go to star in a "plastic surgery gone wrong" tv special : ' )

today's theme for me rolling out with my new makeup to go get another injection into my shoulder, wearing my totoro dress and generally being A Fucking Delight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZrdVsSjzg