Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

next person who says cis is a slur is getting sentenced to 15 years in the dungeon with chemistry classes going over cis and trans isomers and also latin classes translating julius caesar's accounts of events in cisalpine gaul

as a humble cishet, i mainly rate how much i like pride flags by how much i want to lick them. (for example, this new lesbian flag looks fucking delectable https://medium.com/@lydiandragon/a-lesbian-flag-for-everyone-cef397b89459 and gets a 10/10.)

this is also why all 'het pride' flags fail because all of them look like they would taste of licorice and sadness. -2/10 would NOT lick.

boy, i was interested in netflix's I Am Mother sci-fi movie thing until the autoplay preview spoiled the big plot twist that makes it Edgy (tm) lmao

it's probably telling that my reaction to some forms of misogyny is basically just going "oh you're upset that girls are here? with girly colors? oh dear, let me just... paint everything pink and rub my glittery little hands all over this... oh dear looks like i've tripped and spilled femininity all over the place! and it's just going everywhere!", but also, i don't plan to stop anytime soon

note: i may be of the opinion orks are the *only* good part of the entire setting, don't at me i know i'm right etc etc.

no men-in-dresses shit jokes either. every lady ork is beautiful and pristine and gets an impressive speed boost due to wearing gorgeously-tailored red dresses (bc it's the go-fast color of course). also you're never REALLY disarmed with eyeliner so sharp it can kill.

(then i go to 40k events and lay out my army and :3 while shitty neckbeards get real mad.)

altho i recognize many of them in Painting Tiny Shit Siblings-In-Arms with my bjd hobby, there's one and only one way i will ever consider playing warhammer 40k:

the orks (objectively the best part of the entire setting) hear tales of mighty Queens of yore, practicing a martial art called Drag with which to slay their enemies. being mushrooms, they decide that since gender is bullshit anyway, time to try it out to see wat do.

and then i have an army of beautiful ork ladies in red dresses.

anyway after reading this polygon article https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/7/18255691/sea-of-thieves-player-interaction-hewwo i almost want to play sea of thieves

more importantly, if i were any good at shooters, i almost want to do a tour of call of duty/etc. and just do this. it would be like throwing a cat into a crowded hot tub. the amount of sheer rage that would result would be fucking hilarious, just with one HEWWO??? MISEW SNIPEW??? PWEASE DON'T SHOOT?? HEWWO?????

i am going to start selling my services as a Self-Care Domme

it's like findom or some shit except instead of bullying people into giving me money, i bully them into taking basic care of themselves. we don't even do anything sexual, i just incessantly nag them to make appointments with their therapist and go take a shower

got my face mask on, got my evening meds, got a sense of victory for being able to camp a house and buy it in ffxiv (which altho "mine" will quickly become "the guild's"),

and got my drink all over the floor because i fumbled it Whoops.

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ah yes, seeing heavy allegations come out against a person that you're fairly certain you put on mute/block awhile ago for Unidentified Bad Feelings....

GUESS THE OL' GUT FEEL NASTIES STILL GOT IT FOLKS

"wow harp," you may be saying, "you may say you try not to hold grudges but you're sure acting like the american adaptation of that japanese horror film Ju-on right now" and to that i say SSSHSHSHSHH ... SHHH

and just to complete the trifecta of Why I Hate Him, he constantly complained that rp was dead because it wasn't being done open-world. his idea of events for this was to demand people come rp on sundays in open-world taverns and just stand there doing nothing in the corner, often afk, if he attended at all.

meanwhile i put together a blockbuster rp market in open-world with prizes, dancing event, etc. and whaddya know, he never even expressed a lick of interest.

so fuck that dude lol

ofc this was the same dude who also said that if you had your character have anything not represented by the in-game model - a tattoo, freckled shoulders, scar on their knee, different body type, whatever - you were a bad rper and breaking their immersion

so he is still cordially invited to eat my entire plus-sized catgirl's ass

me: well i try to be a good person who doesn't hold grudges

also me: THE PERSON I ARGUED WITH LIKE 2 YEARS AGO WHO SAID PIZZA IN FFXIV RUINED HIS IMMERSION despite us having as in-game items flatbread, tomato sauce, cheese, and several other items of italian cuisine like spaghetti pescatore, because he argued that if it is not an in-game item it cannot exist due to lore CAN SUCK MY DICK

combed thru my ffxiv blog and found the "sea shanties for thots" spotify playlist someone made and god bless if it ain't my character perfectly https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2DsYfCPWDxZtFzHRj9mO4h?si=vCUfw5-HSj2etVzN3bkuYA