Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the bad thing about this plotbunny is that breath of the wild is the first zelda game i've really played, so the characterization keeps going mushy

first we have a Princess Zelda by way of Hawkeye "what i really need is a nap while the world unfucks itself, but i'll settle for a drink and my dressing gown" Pierce off M*A*S*H, now i just realized i also have Link by way of low-chaos post-first-game Corvo "I am definitely not going to let the person I guard out of my line of sight" Attano

(please imagine i made this into a proper parks and rec screenshot meme. thank you)

me: i have never been able to make a point in less than five million words in my entire life

my followers: we know this and we (for some reason) love you

today's bad idea:

#lolitafashion border print of a bunch of people wearing lolita dresses, and those lolita dress designs being a border print of people wearing lolita dresses, and

i know that many people are angry about how blue mage has shown up in ffxiv, but in all honesty, i am very amused by the start of the unlock quest

a writer or at least translator has GOT to have read about american snake oil salesmen. the pitch is pure eorzean equivalent of Kickapoo Joy Juice sold to you by one of the sawbones Heroes Of Patent Medicine

lookin forward to when my shoulder gets unfucked so i can return to roleplaying in #ffxiv , and delivering such Quality Content as the following

found the chubby girl avatar maker and i'm just.... way too pleased

it me!!!!

it an avatar that actually look like me!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoutout to the fuckin superstar healer* who decided to make syrcus more interesting for everyone by breaking all the ice blocks on amon so we wiped, and then rescuing me out of the levitation aoe so i died

*this is incredible sarcasm

i think i've settled on my start-of-shadowbringers glam and i had the PERFECT GOOD FORTUNE to get void ark in roulette so it was GOTH BACKDROP TIMES

plot only continues when alisaie is located and janine then spends 15 minutes chasing her around because "hold still honey you got a bit of schmutz on your face" and alisaie objecting because recently-licked-fingers are not the most sanitary cleaning device despite being mom-approved for several centuries. a compromise is reached with janine using her sleeve instead of her finger. then they get back to saving the world etc.

i'm really looking forward to the first scene of Shadowbringers: janine kicking down the door of the source - and by that i mean she throws obtuse the topaz carbuncle at the door as hard as she can and breaks through that way - and yelling at the top of her lungs "WHERE THE FUCK DID Y'ALL PUT MY DAUGHTER".

thank you, yoshi-p, for making the last boss area with cutscenes in gimlet dark* inexplicably have lighting so that i can see my character

behold my catgirl, #ffxiv tag

*i know it's not gimlet but at some point my brain decided it was a gin and lime cocktail so here we are

hello everyone

now's a good time to remember the only evangelion meme that matters

i made the mistake of looking at the news and now i'm about > < that close to hijacking a pulpit somewhere while being very angry because People Forget That A Christlike Action Can Include Bringing A Whip And Driving People Out Of The Temple

honestly this outfit is SO COOL in motion because i love how when i sprint i can see the red soles of the shoes

but i can't take a good picture of this effect without looking as if i'm trying to do some weird panty shot on poor janine

i'm sorry janine :(

oh man i'm so behind on my obligatory catgirl spam

please have this attempted action shot

cw for virtual character eye contact, sword pointed vaguely at viewer, and my sad inability to work gpose correctly

so who wants to buy me a whole bunch of tea in adorable tea bags shaped like various delightful critters, despite the fact that these are very expensive and also i don't actually like tea all that much https://www.ocean-teabag.com

every so often i remember that the swedish vallhund breed exists, and i am DELIGHTED because it's basically like they smacked a wolf with the corgi ray

today on "my adventures in #botw as divulged via bad mspaint": i still have a divine beast to go but i went to run around hyrule castle like an absolute mad lad anyway