Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i expect to get swarmed for falling for copaganda at any moment for this but i would just like to state

columbo is the greatest detective show of all time

don't at me i know i am right

status report: i regret to inform you all that i will not be amusingly high due to lingering effects of meds because those sumbeyotches used every minute i had while chemically told to Calm Down to take far more extensive MRIs

my shoulder is having the lidocane wear off a bit and it is Noticing that A Fair Quantity Of Contrast Dye was Injected Into It. and it is also Noticing that the last set of MRI pictures was With My Hand Over My Head in its Least Favourite Position. so: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyway me and my new gudetama cream cheese hand cream need to fuck off to bed so

Goodnight Fediverse

that english major feeling when you look at your own fanfic and go "well shit" honestly

see also the chapter of my autobiography entitled I Swear Every Time I Write Darth Vader I Don't MEAN To End Up Making A Point About Euthanasia And Quality Of Life It Just HAPPENS Somehow OKAY Please Stop Judging Me So Harshly

anyway the botw fic idea is still simmering in my head

the bad news is that "just some simple ot3 hurt/comfort" has grown into a massive monster with, like, Actual Plot N' Shit, how dare it???

the worse news (?) is that i'm pretty sure the main plot point that is revealed is a thinly veiled scathing indictment of baby boomers screwing over future generations and i'm not Quite Sure how to Feel about That just Up And Happening in the middle of a fic about legend of zelda.

i am a woman of simple wants, and among them is the desire to just bury my face in hien's chest hair.

listen. we all know he is hiding some primo fluff.

and we all know that he's got one of those natural scents of Hnngh Good Man Musk that you can take hits of like a fucken bong.

i mean look at him.

basically every waking moment he is not here cuddling me is an injustice.

and i would argue that you could do a lot worse than thancred as far as fucks go, even sticking to protags (so no DON'T FUCK ILBERD etc)

for example: estinien is a disaster who never takes that armor off. can you begin to fucking imagine the dickcheese situation.

i mean we all know the one true boyfriend material is and forever will be Haurchefant, who is in equal parts a ray of sunshine made of encouragement and wholesomeness, and a dirty dirty motherfucker who's kinkier than all of us combined.

but still wholesome so he's genuinely really excited to introduce you to all those kinks.

if you doubt me: look at that french translation tho.........

i'd fuck thancred honestly

i'd one hundred percent get herpes if not chlamydia, but these days Punished Thancred seems like he'd at least be up for paying for the doctor visit and rx, so, i mean, could do worse is all i'm sayin'. could do worse!

also he probably actually knows what a clitoris is, unlike, say, Emmanellain de Fortemps.

ok it's mean of me to not give a link, this is https://www.devilinspired.com/sweet-oil-painting-ruffled-wide-straps-jumper-skirt-jsk-the-song-of-the-lark-by-souffle-song.html?search=Sweet%20oil%20painting this dress, that IS available in custom plus sizes because y'all know i would NOT let you down on that

anyway who wants to just randomly drop money at me so i can buy the Mucha print and the Song of the Lark painting print from Souffle Song because GOD i am in such a "hype for frilly dress times" mood

i mean look at this. look at this!!! the fucking lark on the bodice detail and everything!!! SO GOOD.

fucking drown me in ruffles and delicate details, the ultimate #lolitafashion mood

i'm just saying. almost every lead in mgs has a lore-abiding hellsguard name

There's An Opportunity There Folks

galaxy brain level idea:

a #ffxiv group of alts. roegadyn mom who *will* beat you up and throw you off a bridge named Virtuous Mission, and all of her sons: Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot,

the good names spotted in ffxiv just keep on comin' today

so tomorrow i get another shoulder mri and because that means turning my cyborg bits off, that also means taking meds to compensate for that, so what i'm trying to say here is that my base level of incomprehensible may be very high tomorrow. or i may just fall asleep.

either way,

SOME day i will not laugh when in #ffxiv you go get swallowed at the glory hole but today is not that day.