Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

places programming meme into a bowl, shakes it around a bit, carefully puts it down on the porch before going inside and turning off the outside lights, satisfied that i have made a proper offering to the powerful programmer spirits to thank them for their protection

me: maybe i can scrape together spoons enough for a shower... please.... i'm so gross... let me just detangle my hair and -

my shoulder: LOL YOU MOVED YOUR ARM SLIGHTLY TIME TO JUST TAKE THOSE SPOONS BACK

i'm guessing that last post is going to be what gets me a call-out on here with signed complaints from every hispanic and latinx person available but also enchilada casserole good

mmmgghhmmm enchilada casserole good

i have now worked out how to report people for harassment properly in ffxiv from inside the game and i feel like my bitch levels just went up

except i still dont like confrontation so i'll probably just do shit like i did just now and be like "s-e what if people didn't reference cp in their user lookups that would be nice"

"how bad is the titania theme stuck in your head, harp?"

just looked at my many many tabs and found not one, not two, but three (3) tabs of the youtube video of the theme

does Fallen London have a smartphone app yet because i feel like it really needs one and i always get distracted when i play it on my computer proper because i keep five million chrome tabs open

is it bad that i aim for, when contacting customer support 80% of the time, to - while being as polite as i can - make the bottom rung customer service mook answering emails/phones/etc. at least crack a smile

finally scraping together a meager spoon to do chores which includes bothering nintenny

yes that was me replying to someone who basically can't find their own apartment address online after moving in, but they did just decide the solution for a plumbing issue in their house is to call up one of the city civil engineers at the water processing plant instead of their apartment landlord, so

i noticed a tiny bit of chili from my chili cheesedog lunch had fallen on my shirt and went "oh i'll just eat this" but forgot i had just sprayed cooling spray on my shoulder

mentholated chili meat: not something i'd recommend personally

good news: up before noon

bad news: because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

spammer: join the MRA don't marry movement!!!

me: buddy, my dude, my pal, i can guaran-fucking-tee that you will never be faced with such troubles in your life. nobody is going to want to marry your whole mess lol. you are like the last man in the world who has taken a solemn vow of celibacy, or someone pledging to never eat dodo meat. you ain't gotta do that. you're ahead of the game.

/listen i know they'll never see but you gotta laugh at this shit right

i would say an opinion here about R.E.M. is very overrated, however, as i live and was born in athens, this is punishable by exile, so i cannot take such a risk

b-52s are same but at least everyone kinda hates rock lobster so you can get away with a cheeky comment here and there

i realize it's not an ideal thing but it's also not the literal end of the fucking world. you can have cherished memories of a franchise and *also* know that it has been, since its inception, a moneymaking enterprise where corners are cut in the name of the almighty dollar.

just, like, simmer the fuck down. take that rolling boil to a nice low-medium ok? ok.

it's fuckin pokemon you guys. jesus.