Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i guess i should feel bad about naming and shaming but honestly if you write such an absolute pissing fuck of a failure of a bot, i'm going to object loudly to it putting weird shota shit on my fediverse feed with nary a tag or content warning in sight. the fact that the bot's entire purpose is to repost uncredited art is just a cherry on top of the sundae really.

don't be a fucking shitheel assmuppet with your bots, folks

i am a simple soul. a simple soul who does not want to be ambushed with 9s shota foot fetish artwork, no less.

yeah it's "technically safe for work" but sometimes you look at a picture and it's so blatantly obvious it's wank bank material that you just sigh.

anyway i'm gonna unblock this account to report them and re-block them again and feel free to do similar with nierbot @ pikachu.rocks.

if you make a bot that posts art and make no attempt to source it so that artists get appropriate credit, or even screen for nsfw content, you're a shitheel and your computer should spontaneously combust.

i've found the best website on the internet. http://onemillionpats.com/

in my search to besticker my purse rack, i looked for some smaller pokemon stickers and then realized the best option for "includes my favs" is a sticker collection with over a thousand stickers because it has a sticker for every single pokemon (including all forms) from kanto to alola

i have never held such power before

anyway, y'all don't have to worry about me writing more of this horrid thing because it's not like i can do any writing right now anyway hahaha ahahah ha

however if you really want Amon to drop whatever she is doing and deliver a 45 minute long sermon, ask her thoughts on having breasts now and having to account for a pair of double ds in her daily life

ALMOST AS BAD AS BEING OPPRESSED BY BENDERS. TOTALLY THROWN OFF HER BALANCE! OH AND THE BACK PAIN, TOO -

is that amon gets sent back as a woman, basically told "be more like your mom instead of your dad this time, you insufferable fuckstick"

raving bisexual Lieu Tien is absolutely fine with this

Amon, not so much, given the number of BEING A WOMAN SUCKS ACTUALLY. moments in the storyline, starting with "ok i know i'm here to not punch and not take people's bending away but i swear to fuck if that motherfucker calls me 'sweetie' one more time"

anyway, legend of korra season 1 is bad because the equalists are actually morally correct.

do not at me, i know i am right

"harp," i hear the negative three of you who might be listening sigh in exasperation, "are you really telling me that you planned out an entire fic where the plot is just Amon Learns What Allyship Actually Is?"

and the answer is: no, there's also plenty of making out with the Lieutenant as well okay??? that's two whole things!!!

i am terrified that if i keep writing it, someone's gonna comment "wow, the author is deffo a white girl stepping a character through her own realizations that you cannot talk over or talk for a minority community but instead must support them as they wish to be supported",

and then i'll just have to resort to pocket sand or a cloud of ink or something in sheer terror at being so effortlessly clocked

i was reminded of that LoK fic i started yonks ago where shameless leiumon was inserted into a very strange premise where amon was kicked back by the spirits all "go try to unfuck some of the fuck you did, you stupid dumbfuck", because your lover being sent back from the dead several years after death in a new body and very confused about it is obviously good stupid ship fodder right?

but uhhh...

so if you've been interested but on the fence about ffxiv, can i just say

shadowbringers is not just the best expansion pack i have ever played in any mmorpg

it may be one of the best video games i've ever played, *period*. like, it's arm wrestling fallout new vegas. it is That Good.

i got myself a present of the vaporwave flowers i mean hydrangea corsage to celebrate finally finishing shadowbringers and y'all

look at this

it perfectly mirrors the caller's sleeve fading from pink to blue, as i have obnoxiously dyed it pink awhile ago

I'm A Fuckin Genius. #ffxiv

it's literally at the bottom of every part of the site y'all

take care and be wise

but taking care and being wise also means knowing how settlements work under united states law.

i'm not going to say businesses don't interfere with settlements against them being paid out - they absolutely do. but the key word there is INTERFERE. it is a key part of jurisprudence that the company who did wrong does not get to hand out settlements to people to compensate for damages they caused.