Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

good timing especially because i was reminded yesterday of a pmd character i made but never got to rp

carbink who is very enthusiastic about being BAD and DOING CRIMES but is not so good at actually doing so

so leads the equivalent of a tough biker gang who menaces the population by helping your grandma across the street and then comes to your house to make fun of you for it but then immediately panics when you start crying and takes you out for ice cream to apologise

apparently pokemon mystery dungeon is trending on twitter and i, for one, support this

i mean the solution is to get one of these funky little fellows but iirc they are very much uncool on the domestic pet market in my area since there are problems with them becoming invasive in florida, and georgia's dnr laws are... Incredibly Stupidly Written right now

so i just donate to APOPO instead

i miss having ratties so much sometimes, but y'all... i just can't deal with the short lifespan. that sounds petty i know, but it fucking wrecks you.

someone genetically engineer me up a rattie that lives about a decade pls?

she just looks so warm and safe.................................................................................

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sometimes you just tab back in to find your character safely ensconced in a cat man's bara titty

i'd have included the exarch on here, but everyone knows the one true kink there is having tender, loving sex, probably while holding hands, wherein you see all the ways you can gently whisper his name on up to scream-moaning it to really drive g'raha into the best sort of orgasm: one delivered with a side of Loving Validation.

#ffxiv concept: what the scions yell in trust dungeons is also what they yell during sex

choose your partner -

y'shtola "THIS IS GOING TO LEAVE A MARK!" rhul

urianger "all that i have and more, I BRING TO BEAR!" augurelt

thancred "PREPARE YOURSELF!" waters

note: alisaie, alphinaud and mini-filia are disqualified due to being Tiny Children.

sincerely yours,

a southerner who is way too tired of this same ol' same ol' bullshit of "but i live in the North and we are Good and we aren't The Racist South so it Never Happens Here" yankee bullshit that has been going on since, oh, i dunno

hmm

well before 1776 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeuaTpH6Ck0

"nazis don't live here or happen here at all" is a fantastic way to give aid and comfort to the nazis who are living and operating in your area and allowed to do so by your impassioned denial of their existence.

it's everywhere.

that's the fucking problem.

don't argue that you don't have to put your guard up because everything's a-ok from your point of view. no place is a utopia.

no, not even seattle.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ABLEBODIED AGAIN SO I CAN PICK PEOPLE UP AND CRUSH THEIR RIBS WHEN I HUG THEM

my username and icon may be wigglytuff but the pokemon i actually most resemble

is bewear

it's fine it's not vandalism it's science it's fine shhh

https://blockclubchicago.org/2019/08/01/michigan-man-brings-his-large-loud-pro-trump-float-to-downtown-streets-annoying-chicagoans/

thank you, god, for having the wisdom to not put me in the vicinity of this thing where i would be tempted to acquire a lighter and a can of hairspray and do some practical experimentation on flammability of certain objects, amen

i've been sherpa for disability benefits mountain a few times for friends and it's a goddamn depressing process honestly

#ffxiv shadowbringers spoilers:

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