Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i may just be jaded after too many jackasses in ffxiv tbh

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GAME SUCKS"

well what plot point is confusing

"IDK LOL I SKIPPED ALL THE CUTSCENES"

ok did you read the quest text or

"NO I SKIPPED IT COS IT WAS BORING LOL"

so you skipped all the story in a final fantasy game that promises a lush and intricate story, is praised for its story, and people play for the story, and now you're upset you don't know what's going on

"YEAH, THIS GAME SUCKS"

i can tell though that my shoulder is still angry, i'm just no longer at an 8.5/10 pain wise

i can tell this because every so often it just. twitches. and jerks in one direction.

this is an improvement from being a solid and immobile mass of fully cramped up screaming muscle, but still

my dudes i woke up at 9:30 with my shoulder screaming due to thunderstorms and i barely choked down my morning painkillers, then sat for several hours before feeling like i could take more pills and not throw up, found where the last few pills of an anti-nausea med had been stashed, took those, and now, finally, at 3:30 pm, my pain is down enough for me to eat something

i'd use this but i already have one joke viera alt Really'big Carbuncle and i probably shouldn't have another

ups says my wayward joycon has been out for delivery since 4:30 am this morning to be delivered today but given it's nearly 10pm i hope to god that it's delayed and there's not some sad ups guy trudging out there in the dark

hey #ffxiv tag here's a viera alt concept you can have for free:

the pet rabbit mentioned in a classic video game - as motive for the protagonist slaughtering many demons - didn't die. no, she lived on, slipping between worlds, now to finally wake up on foreign shores, ready to take up arms just like her dear father to shed the blood of evil creatures...

DAISY DOOMSDAUGHTER IS HERE TO
R I P
A N D
T E A R

me: ok i'm gonna be very full of pain meds i should be careful with purchases

also me: TIME TO IMPULSE PURCHASE DRAGON'S DOGMA ON SWITCH

anyway the cool thing about the discount i get on cbd oil now means i can double up a dose and that's fine cost-wise and budget-wise so if anyone needs me i'm going to become a puddle and seep into my recliner for a bit

my #lolitafashion concept for today:

border print of horses but it's a bunch of the horses photoshopped with dog mouths

you just wear it and go "it's normal horses, i don't understand why you say it's creepy,"

i ordered a delicious dinner and it's here and i'm so hungry but pain is like "lmao nah"............

like a wolf? a dog, maybe? some sort of canine?

oh my god if this happened they were going for "ain't nothing but a hound dog" weren't they

have i actually seen pictures of somebody who's done a fursuit of their fursona in elvis impersonator gear, or did i just imagine that hard enough in the "this is plausible and probably happened" way

we may never know

concept: why don't we just replace E3 with D4

Devolver
Digital's
Delightful
Dvideogameconference

honestly will also be excited to see Super Bunnyhop give a well-deserved skewering here

but i think that while it may not be immediate, i actually have massive respect for the dude as like... a legitimate honest to fuck journalist. so i can imagine that his response to this as a hot topic may not be immediate, but only because he has carefully lined up many bowling pins for one hell of a strike.

jim sterling will ofc be nicely angry about it too

well, in the category of very minor silver linings to clouds, i bet devolver digital will have one hell of a time skewering the ESA for its data leak