Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

if not, there is your moneymaking youtube channel idea

just like. zoom in. get some slo-mo action. fry some CDs. go get some gold-trim old chinaware. make it happen

you know those stim/oddly satisfying channels that play with slime or mix paint or whatever?

is somebody doing us all a solid by making videos of microwaving things that shouldn't be microwaved (such as CDs) in the same vein

i am really, really lucky that my dad can help me out by acting as secretary, looking over shit to review, filing stuff, etc.

but goddamn

if i didn't have such a cocoon of family support, the ways in which i would be screwed are fucking innumerable at this point

so on the plus side, i have my parents supporting me, and my mom who was all "oh maybe it's not purposeful" with this social security disability stuff just exclaimed "OH THAT IS EVIL, DOING THAT ON PURPOSE"

on the negative side

i fuckin see you "i do not wish to continue my benefits" on the official record for us to review when i clearly said three times CONTINUE MY BENEFITS and filled out the form stating such explicitly

i need more meds before i can tackle the idea of contributing to institutionalized richardphobia by making jokes about how richard gets shortened to dick

...fuck i was gonna post a good post what was i gonna post

gates to infinity didn't make me fucking bawl the way that explorers of time/darkness/sky did, but someone was def chopping onions around me last night

i haven't played rescue team red/blue but can i just say

WHY do pokemon mystery dungeon games give you the most severe gut punch before the credits roll. WHY is the happy ending post-credits. WHY must they make me cry

so i looked at the headlines and here's a stolen political Mood from facebook

also not so hot take

hydreigon is my beloved son and if you are mean to him i will be very upset with you.

hot take

pokemon mystery dungeon gates to infinity isn't actually incredibly awful

it's just a meh game following directly on the heels of a really really really fucking good game and the difference between the two makes it seem shittier

having to get up for more pain med bc can't sleep after several hours always feels like such a fuckin defeat goddam

GROANS LOUDLY INTO INFINITY

"harp, when are you ACTUALLY going to listen to the finale of the balance arc on the adventure zone?"

i don't know but i'm scared to be full of emotions and that is why i keep procrastinating

in conclusion

(princess zelda voice) I CAST ZONE OF TRUTH

i'm just sayin' though

Calamity Ganon is the Hunger

there's your crossover

please immediately inflict Lup and Taako on an innocent Link

i keep pondering putting in some bit in this botw fic of how zelda reached out and tried to communicate somehow with calamity ganon

but the only idea i have is sure to get me clocked immediately and a comment of "why have you suddenly replaced princess zelda with dwarven cleric merle highchurch from the dungeons and dragons podcast the adventure zone"