Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

AND THE LAST GROUP

the ghastly is probably the best out of all of them. i live in a college town so i had to make it Extra Spoopy.

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING: MY POKEMANS. LOOK AT THEM.

note that these are not exactly what i'd call GOOD jokes, in fact i explicitly warned you all that these are terrible pokemon names

the last one def worked better joke-wise before i evolved it but i stand by my decision nonetheless.

don't tell the rest but my sudowoodo is probably the one that makes me laugh the most

i didn't mean to mark the pics as sensitive but y'know what, sure i guess, let's keep doing that. it's like you gotta reveal the punchline to many stupid jokes, it's good

hello and welcome to: The Stupid Names I've Given My #Pokemon in #PokemonGo .

my pokemans. let me show you them. there are like 20 so this is going to be A Thread

i have decided, unfortunately for you all, that i am going to do a thread of posting all of the stupid pokemon names i have done did in pokemon go

ok, wayfair, it's on me that i clicked, but finding out "22 inch Hello Kitty blade" is for a ceiling fan is really disappointing on many levels.

i realize it's probably just that, y'know, post-surgery shit is happen, but i swear to god if i wake up tomorrow with a rash because my body's decided to get shingles for the Third Fucking Time right after i've had surgery, i am going to create an absolute maelstrom of piss and moaning about it

today is also a blessed day because the discord server fool, while we were working out "ok how to word this when we boot him" etc., decided to Give Us A Clear Reason (repeated misgendering and brushing that off as a big deal)

with the paperwork cut drastically, there was much rejoicing as we pulled out the banhammer

how old am i?

well, one of the first CDs i ever bought myself with my allowance money was the LP single with remixes of

the Hampster Dance

just sample Hampsterdance in there somewhere

is reparations going to be that i and the other cishets must now endure punitive Achey Breaky Heart eurobeat remixes

because that is harsh yet fair honestly

so i've now seen multiple places that the mullet is making a comeback, especially as a queer-coded hairstyle

does that mean an Achey Breaky Heart revival is also on the way

i haven't actually seen detective pikachu yet mind you but still valid

my body today has decided that shoulder needs to be Very Swollen but also Very Crampy

so i'm just like

okay fine i guess you'll get ice packs and like it