Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i have sympathy and patience for people's cri de coeur, and i try to have as much as possible

however, it is becoming increasingly easy to see one person having an untagged meltdown, then another person getting triggered into an untagged meltdown, then another person, etc., etc...

i'm not saying struggling with mental illness is bad, or that these people should be ashamed

i am saying maybe it's good to reflect on what you are putting out into the ecosystem from time to time

i have been saved from bad decisions by my graphics tablet pen going AWOL

you're allowed to do that.......... Once, tablet. Once

if you doubt the efficacy of my stand in battle, may i refer you to the footage of that time Bjork got fed up with a paparazzi and slapped the hell out of them

i see people talking about what their stands would be in the jojos and despite not having read/watched the jojos, i can tell you what mine would be:

bjork

no not a fantastical being inspired by a song or even her entire discography. literally bjork. just bjork. i just summon up an eccentric icelandic woman to slap the shit out of my foes. that's it

i have never played a Devil May Cry game but through osmosis of hearing friends talk about it, i can guarantee you that this has happened, if not on a daily basis, in the kitchen when the star characters of said video game go to cook.

they absolutely have a plastic skellingtom hand for pasta stirring. V's probably the one making the melodramatic snapchats while Dante is using it to toss the pasta at the wall to see if it's done yet

YALL I JUST REALIZEd

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BLINGAR

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i should remember to not eat crumbs off my titties after i've recently put minty cbd balm all over my business

ok i accidentally did it in two threads because i do not know how to internet but still. pokemans.

AND THE LAST GROUP

the ghastly is probably the best out of all of them. i live in a college town so i had to make it Extra Spoopy.

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING: MY POKEMANS. LOOK AT THEM.

note that these are not exactly what i'd call GOOD jokes, in fact i explicitly warned you all that these are terrible pokemon names

the last one def worked better joke-wise before i evolved it but i stand by my decision nonetheless.