Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

right time to get .........CONTROVERSIAL

is mintomancy the art of divination through mints, or the ability to summon mints?

i'm going to go with "yes" for @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz 's powers.

just. please. father is a perfectly good word. why'd you gotta go with Daddy.

from all accounts it's a really good series, and i should watch it

however i wish they'd translated it into english as something other than "Daddy of Light"

I AM TERRIFIED ON SOME DEEP LEVEL ON HOW YOUTUBE HAS CLOCKED ME SOMEHOW.

but joke's on them i just have never been able to get into second life, catch me on furcadia instead

YOUTUBE JUST GAVE ME AN AD FOR SECOND LIFE FEATURING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY MET THEIR PARTNER FEAT. THEIR FURSONAS

hey there's an updated zombo.com these days - https://html5zombo.com/

i had a very nice nap all afternoon, and by nap i mostly mean one of those naps where you don't actually sleep much but you do a lot of rolling around in bed stretching out which is nice

only somewhat spoiled by my dog, who i love very much, but whose proximity settings are apparently stuck to "barnacle", because she would not settle down unless touching me in some way. this is very sweet in winter. this is not so sweet in summer

it's not that i'm intentionally being a misandrist in video games, it's just that a game has to bring so so so so so much more to the table to get me interested if i can't play as a girl lol

another example of this is i listened to a history of Metal Slug on youtube because honestly i have seen those games around but didn't know much about them so it's interesting

then i learned in the later games you can choose to play as A GIRL

and i'm like "oh. suddenly i'm actually interested in playing this!"

river city girls is just perfect example of like.

game: hey we're a classic series full of fun action! paramount in the genre!

me: i sleep

game: and in this version you can play as a girl!

me: REAL SHIT?????

it is Extreme Power when the physicians assistant and the physical therapist kinda brush you off after hearing that you did your own research

but then the doctor comes in and goes "yeah that's a pretty solid conclusion, let's chase this down after you're done doing post-surgery pt"

I Am Above And Beyond Smug

i return, with donuts and the powerful elixir of validation from doctors pumping through me

theory: there are no morning people. the phenomenon called "morning person" is actually just people who do the "i've stayed up too late so now i've lost all inhibition" thing and are too proud to admit that it sucks