Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@ my muscles: how much magnesium spray do i need to hose you down with to get you to Stop

on that note, if you ever need to choose which roman writer to fight, one hundred percent fight catullus. he deserves it. you will be filled with righteous fury as you break his nose. it will be glorious

idk how i got such strong feelings about it but i do have extremely strong feelings about catullus and how he is, in fact, a fuccboi.

ovid meanwhile pitches fits in fandom until he's lauded as a Big Name Fan, and probably has had some Cassandra Clare moments. meanwhile virgil is the equivalent of like... if SCP was started and 3/4 written by just one person, and that one person was pleasantly surprised by everyone going apeshit for it and making fangames etc. but also was all 'nice meeting you i need to get back to writing now'

incidentally on the topic of 'classic writers in social media', catullus would 1000000% be a fuckboi on youtube, possibly twitch. "wow that's harsh," you might be saying, "he's one of the latin poetry greats, it didn't seem too bad" - 1. his most well known piece of poetry is literally just a sappho poem but made cishet 2. Go Google Catullus 16. I'll Wait.

do i go with bjork like i have on discord or do i keep with the wigglytuff theme for extra yoom-tah power??? this is probably the most important decision i've ever made in my entire life

aw shit y'all i just noticed that you can have your icon be a GIF oh my GOODNESS

today, coming home sweaty, exhausted, and shaking, i know... i must train harder for my people's version of the noble marathon, or even a 5k.....

............................the target run.

,,,,stop looking at me like that i'm a basic-ass white bitch and i know it okay

but also seriously finger please cease this

the pointer finger of my left hand has been twitching all day... it's mildly aggravating. do i need to hose myself down with more magnesium spray, or is this just the #tumblr withdrawal shakes

so far upon hitting 30 i have determined that adulthood is:

1. making phone calls you don't want to make

2. being alarmed that things are more expensive than you thought they were

3. searching for a comfortable chair

that's about it really

EXCUSE ME MA'AM IS THAT A COOKIE? I'M AFRAID I NEED TO SEE THAT MA'AM IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I INSPECT THAT GINGER SNAP IMMEDIATELY #dog #pupper #idontunderstandhashtagsyetsorry #hollypls (....as pupper's name is holly)

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