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and once more i face an awkward bit of being in a new corner of the internet and not knowing the general population all that well:

Is This A Genuine Moment Of Mental Health Crisis, Or Is It A Shitpost

i expect folks who see this in will probably be very confused but who knows maybe one of the wee ones will go to wikipedia and learn 'em a thing

anyway this is a good sign to take a break and draw some topical seasonal cheer since i haven't updated my little picture thing since last splatfest

are there some like pros playing or something because Holy Shit. i just got my face stomped into the dirt about 5-6 times in a row. i mean i'm proud of my individual contribution, i've been coming in 2nd or so for team stats, but OOF. OUCH. OW. MY FACE. MY DELICATE SQUIDKID FACE.

it's cool that other people like it but i just don't really like tea that much personally lol

this is going to bite me in the ass when i start going to my first meetups

but

i think that's why god invented bubble tea, so,

cue every single uncle iroh figure on this fediverse going HOW DARE YOU

my absolute greatest personal failing is 

that most tea is just gross to me. it's just hot leaf water. unless it has a very overpowering taste and i've dumped a shitton of sugar into it, i don't want it, and all green tea is too hecking bitter anyway

BDSM shitposting 

[the hot femme fatale has turned on Bond. After a scuffle, Bond is subdued and cuffed to the hotel bed they've been sharing]
Bond: [looks at cuff appraisingly] hm. This feels weird without my collar and leash
Femme Fatale: ...what
Bond: what

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i was however super rebellious. and by that, i mean i burned a scented candle for like 15 minutes

now IT SMEL LIKE CRIMMAS

Happy #Candlenights everybody!!! Remember to pay your tributes to the Star King! :slime: ​:d20:​

me: oh boy!!! time to go decorate for christmas and clean and do all these things α••( ᐛ )α•—

chronic pain: lol it's cute you think that

me: ........ α••[ ・ β–Ύ ・ ]α•— welp

oh yeah, before i scurry off - HI MMORPG.SOCIAL OMEGA SERVER FRIENDS! IT'S CALAMITY JANINE HERE HI HELLO

welcome to this uh. gestures. utter nonsense. this is just my personal account, too lazy to make a proper ffxiv-only one, so. it's a pile of stuff

i am still alive, irl is fortunately i think starting to ease up on me a bit. if i can finish up 2018 with no more family members in the hospital and/or dying that will be rad lmao

ok. time to clean a bit, then decorate the little rosemary bush tree, and then if i have spoons (fingers crossed) make some carbuncle cookies with the cookie cutter i got from etsy!!!

as long as my πŸ₯„ s hold out anyway. cookies may end up tomorrow? i'm considering asking my mom to pick up a little bit of red icing for the carbuncle head gems and then splitting the batter into 3 parts and coloring them for ruby/topaz/emerald buncs :>

one of the great things about is that it ends up being a fantastic power fantasy. of course, being as fuck, this for me is more "i own a house and am able to decorate it for the holidays" than, like, "let's kill a dragon and save the woooorld"

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