she do... a BIG boing... for her crimmus present https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v29uflz-lYQ #dog #dogsofmastodon #hollypls #pupper #heyeverybodylookatmydog
i expect folks who see this in #Splatoon2 will probably be very confused but who knows maybe one of the wee ones will go to wikipedia and learn 'em a thing
are there some like #Splatoon2 pros playing or something because Holy Shit. i just got my face stomped into the dirt about 5-6 times in a row. i mean i'm proud of my individual contribution, i've been coming in 2nd or so for team stats, but OOF. OUCH. OW. MY FACE. MY DELICATE SQUIDKID FACE.
it's cool that other people like it but i just don't really like tea that much personally lol
this is going to bite me in the ass when i start going to my first #lolitafashion meetups
but
i think that's why god invented bubble tea, so,
BDSM shitposting
[the hot femme fatale has turned on Bond. After a scuffle, Bond is subdued and cuffed to the hotel bed they've been sharing]
Bond: [looks at cuff appraisingly] hm. This feels weird without my collar and leash
Femme Fatale: ...what
Bond: what
Happy #Candlenights everybody!!! Remember to pay your tributes to the Star King! β
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oh yeah, before i scurry off - HI MMORPG.SOCIAL OMEGA SERVER FRIENDS! IT'S CALAMITY JANINE HERE HI HELLO
welcome to this uh. gestures. utter nonsense. this is just my personal account, too lazy to make a proper ffxiv-only one, so. it's a pile of stuff
i am still alive, irl is fortunately i think starting to ease up on me a bit. if i can finish up 2018 with no more family members in the hospital and/or dying that will be rad lmao
ok. time to clean a bit, then decorate the little rosemary bush tree, and then if i have spoons (fingers crossed) make some carbuncle cookies with the cookie cutter i got from etsy!!!
as long as my π₯ s hold out anyway. cookies may end up tomorrow? i'm considering asking my mom to pick up a little bit of red icing for the carbuncle head gems and then splitting the batter into 3 parts and coloring them for ruby/topaz/emerald buncs :>
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there