Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

anyway i think sodom and gammorah is a story well worth teaching

when you look at what it actually says, which is, "towns full of people protecting rapists are not something the Lord appreciates"

let us pause to reflect on all the good little bible belt towns full of people who go to church every sunday and say "but it's just boys being boys! she's a slut anyway! he's got a football career to think of" and what is going to happen to them. AMEN

honestly looking at a lot of the tone i take in replies especially on here, i'm fairly certain i should have just introduced myself with "hello fediverse of computerfairi.es! i'm your mother now"

sorry about that, i forgot that you can indeed add in a cw in replies

that's the biggest chronically ill #spoonie mood right there. "this is gonna hurt, GONNA DO IT ANYWAY"

nota bene, i don't mean hurting myself in, like, a si sort of way. i mean i have a fucky shoulder lol, please don't be alarmed

i know both that every time i get stubborn and draw anyway, i end up hurting myself, but honestly, i am going to draw anyway. send some good artistic vibes my way so that i can at least feel it is worth it lol

i really really want to draw but i think if i do i'm going to really really regret it because my shoulder will yell for the next five million years but but but hhhhhhhh

probably my worst and most controversial #lolitafashion opinion:

combat boots are good and should be allowed. it's a good look. it's a very fucking good look. not just for military lolita or punk lolita. put combat boots with your sweet fluffy pink dress. GOOD. LOOK.

oh thank god, the bakers have extended discourse about what the fuck lukewarm water is actually, with temps listed in f, and i can glean knowledge from them

a sign of adulthood: very excited to set up my electric kettle that i got exclusively because it has a setting where it can heat water to a relatively low temperature, thus making it perfect neti pot use temp for putting up my nose

a sign of not quite yet adulthood: i have absolutely no idea what temperature to set it to so i'm probably going to have to do a lot of poking water worriedly trying to not burn myself lol

small brain: this is a terrible reflection of america's fucked up gun culture, the militarization of our daily life and -

galaxy brain: BUY IT AND USE IT EXCLUSIVELY TO SEASON FOOD

amazon really wants to sell me one of those "a-salt rifle" things in pink camo people use to shoot flies

it is a good day for dollie stuff, with my late christmas present from my mom coming today (a bandai bodychan - listen, the anime style face is enough room for me to paint a faceup on... maybe...... probably.....), plus a leather jacket and dress for the bjds

for JYNX

if you like jynx, you're bad and should feel bad. jynx should also feel bad for being jynx.

every other pokemon i can respect and admire if nothing else because it is somebody's favourite, but i can scientifically prove that if jynx were wiped out from all pokemon canon tomorrow, the game - and the world - would improve

no i will never change my opinion on this, don't at me, if anyone says jynx is their fav you should yeet them into the sun.

me, sobbing as the federated timeline is full of robot discourse and programming discourse: PLEASE!!! PLEASE I'M A BACHELOR OF ARTS, OH GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A SHORT STORY TO ANALYZE, I'M SO LOST

i nearly did this exact thing. i was moments away from posting 'i see other people have pokesonas, i wonder what my pokesona would be'. me, mastodon user WIGGLYTUFFitout, who has a wigglytuff avatar,

admittedly massage therapy has helped for that. and the weather. it's grey overcast and cold outside, my muscles have been beaten into submission, and honestly i'm ready to hibernate, goodnight everyone