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apparently it's goro majima appreciation hour on the fediverse and i must say, i'm very here for it

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๐•ณ๐–Ž ๐–’๐–ž ๐–“๐–†๐–’๐–Š ๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐•ฐ๐–‡๐–”๐–“๐–ž ๐•ฏ๐–†๐–—๐–โ€™๐–“๐–Š๐–˜๐–˜ ๐•ฏ๐–Š๐–’๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–Ž๐–† ๐•ฝ๐–†๐–›๐–Š๐–“ ๐–‚๐–†๐–ž ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ด ๐–๐–†๐–›๐–Š ๐–‘๐–”๐–“๐–Œ ๐–Š๐–‡๐–”๐–“๐–ž ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–๐–†๐–Ž๐–— (๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™โ€™๐–˜ ๐–๐–”๐–œ ๐•ด ๐–Œ๐–”๐–™ ๐–’๐–ž ๐–“๐–†๐–’๐–Š) ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–•๐–š๐–—๐–•๐–‘๐–Š ๐–˜๐–™๐–—๐–Š๐–†๐–๐–˜ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–—๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–™๐–Ž๐–•๐–˜ ๐–™๐–๐–†๐–™ ๐–—๐–Š๐–†๐–ˆ๐–๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–’๐–ž ๐–’๐–Ž๐–‰-๐–‡๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–ž ๐–‡๐–‘๐–š๐–Š ๐–Š๐–ž๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–๐–Š ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–’๐–•๐–Ž๐–‰ ๐–™๐–Š๐–†๐–—๐–˜ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–† ๐–‘๐–”๐–™ ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–•๐–Š๐–”๐–•๐–‘๐–Š ๐–™๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–’๐–Š ๐•ด ๐–‘๐–”๐–”๐– ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–๐–Š ๐•ฌ๐–’๐–ž ๐•ท๐–Š๐–Š (๐•ฌ๐•น: ๐–Ž๐–‹ ๐–š ๐–‰๐–”๐–“โ€™๐–™ ๐–๐–“๐–”๐–œ ๐–œ๐–๐–” ๐–˜๐–๐–Š ๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–Œ๐–Š๐–™ ๐–‰๐–† ๐–๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–”๐–š๐–™ ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š!). ๐•ดโ€™๐–’ ๐–“๐–”๐–™ ๐–—๐–Š๐–‘๐–†๐–™๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–™๐–” ๐•ฒ๐–Š๐–—๐–†๐–—๐–‰ ๐–‚๐–†๐–ž ๐–‡๐–š๐–™ ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–˜๐– ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–‡๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–†๐–š๐–˜๐–Š ๐–๐–Šโ€™๐–˜ ๐–† ๐–’๐–†๐–๐–”๐–— ๐–‹๐–š๐–ˆ๐–๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–๐–”๐–™๐–™๐–Ž๐–Š. ๐•ดโ€™๐–’ ๐–† ๐–›๐–†๐–’๐–•๐–Ž๐–—๐–Š ๐–‡๐–š๐–™ ๐–’๐–ž ๐–™๐–Š๐–Š๐–™๐– ๐–†๐–—๐–Š ๐–˜๐–™๐–—๐–†๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–๐–™ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–œ๐–๐–Ž๐–™๐–Š. ๐•ด ๐–๐–†๐–›๐–Š ๐–•๐–†๐–‘๐–Š ๐–œ๐–๐–Ž๐–™๐–Š ๐–˜๐–๐–Ž๐–“. ๐•ดโ€™๐–’ ๐–†๐–‘๐–˜๐–” ๐–† ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐–ˆ๐–, ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ด ๐–Œ๐–” ๐–™๐–” ๐–† ๐–’๐–†๐–Œ๐–Ž๐–ˆ ๐–˜๐–ˆ๐–๐–”๐–”๐–‘ ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–‘๐–‘๐–Š๐–‰ ๐•ณ๐–”๐–Œ๐–œ๐–†๐–—๐–™๐–˜ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐•ฐ๐–“๐–Œ๐–‘๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–œ๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š ๐•ดโ€™๐–’ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–˜๐–Š๐–›๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐– ๐–ž๐–Š๐–†๐–— (๐•ดโ€™๐–’ ๐–˜๐–Š๐–›๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–Š๐–Š๐–“). ๐•ดโ€™๐–’ ๐–† ๐–Œ๐–”๐–™๐– (๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–˜๐–Š ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–š๐–‘๐–‰๐–“โ€™๐–™ ๐–™๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘) ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–Š๐–†๐–— ๐–’๐–”๐–˜๐–™๐–‘๐–ž ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐–. ๐•ด ๐–‘๐–”๐–›๐–Š ๐•ณ๐–”๐–™ ๐•ฟ๐–”๐–•๐–Ž๐–ˆ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ด ๐–‡๐–š๐–ž ๐–†๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–’๐–ž ๐–ˆ๐–‘๐–”๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–˜ ๐–‹๐–—๐–”๐–’ ๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š. ๐•ฑ๐–”๐–— ๐–Š๐–๐–†๐–’๐–•๐–‘๐–Š ๐–™๐–”๐–‰๐–†๐–ž ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Š๐–†๐–—๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–† ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–—๐–˜๐–Š๐–™ ๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐– ๐–’๐–†๐–™๐–ˆ๐–๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐–Š ๐–†๐–—๐–”๐–š๐–“๐–‰ ๐–Ž๐–™ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–† ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–‘๐–Š๐–†๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–— ๐–’๐–Ž๐–“๐–Ž๐–˜๐–๐–Ž๐–—๐–™, ๐–•๐–Ž๐–“๐– ๐–‹๐–Ž๐–˜๐–๐–“๐–Š๐–™๐–˜ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–ˆ๐–”๐–’๐–‡๐–†๐–™ ๐–‡๐–”๐–”๐–™๐–˜. ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–Š๐–†๐–—๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–•๐–˜๐–™๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–, ๐–œ๐–๐–Ž๐–™๐–Š ๐–‹๐–”๐–š๐–“๐–‰๐–†๐–™๐–Ž๐–”๐–“, ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–Š๐–ž๐–Š๐–‘๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š๐–— ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–—๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–Š๐–ž๐–Š ๐–˜๐–๐–†๐–‰๐–”๐–œ. ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–œ๐–†๐–‘๐–๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–”๐–š๐–™๐–˜๐–Ž๐–‰๐–Š ๐•ณ๐–”๐–Œ๐–œ๐–†๐–—๐–™๐–˜. ๐•ด๐–™ ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–“๐–”๐–œ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–—๐–†๐–Ž๐–“๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–˜๐–” ๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–“๐–” ๐–˜๐–š๐–“, ๐–œ๐–๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐– ๐•ด ๐–œ๐–†๐–˜ ๐–›๐–Š๐–—๐–ž ๐–๐–†๐–•๐–•๐–ž ๐–†๐–‡๐–”๐–š๐–™. ๐•ฌ ๐–‘๐–”๐–™ ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–•๐–—๐–Š๐–•๐–˜ ๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–—๐–Š๐–‰ ๐–†๐–™ ๐–’๐–Š. ๐•ด ๐–•๐–š๐–™ ๐–š๐–• ๐–’๐–ž ๐–’๐–Ž๐–‰๐–‰๐–‘๐–Š ๐–‹๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ๐–Š๐–— ๐–†๐–™ ๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–’.

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"and the cringiest hipster makeup trend is DEFINITELY painting on colorful or metallic freckles -"

me, busy planning to get the perfect liquid highlighter and paint it in dots: hm, interesting.....

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online beauty tips: NEVER put mascara on your bottom eyelashes, it makes you look creepily doll like!

me, sitting there with my bjds in the back, putting mascara on my bottom eyelashes: hm, interesting,

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Christian ๐Ÿ”œ MOVING ACCOUNTS

Crayola had a line of tech-themed crayons in 1997 called "Techno-Brite"

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random colour contrasts

Ocean Green #56C086
Indigo #4F0C81

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a real thing that, unfortunately, actually happened in my brain just now (vague kink mentions) 

me: gameplay? oh like kink play but it's games i guess, oh ok, not my thing but if someone wants to bring some jenga or a game of twister into it that's fine, not my idea of a fun scene but it takes all sorts i suppos-

me: wait

me: wait

me: wait. hold up. brain. let's just. go back a minute

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(goemon voice) i know the solution to this. vore.

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i appreciate the conceit of this episode very much

lupin: tears of a yeti???? where am i gonna find a YETI
jigen: a mermaid's scale??? what does a mermaid even LOOK like where the FUCK

goemon: dragon liver? oh yeah i got you. brb, i know exactly where to go for the dragons, see you soon

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why have so many of my bones been replaced with rice crispies and how can i undo this

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...garrus vakarian, well, okay, that's a little bit more contested territory i must admit. but lovely turian vibrato is just reparations for having to deal with cishet nonsense, so,

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i was going to make some sort of joke here about allyship being my cishet ass willing to work out some sort of time share arrangement for my favs, however, i'll be honest, i think i may just accept that i'm enough of a basic bitch that there is little contention

i don't think there's exactly a furious movement to reclaim carth onasi from the straights?

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(goemon ishikawa voice) you're killing me, lupin. you're killing your samurai

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a concept: an episode of but every so often it just cuts to Goemon in an Office-style 'confessional' where he stares at the camera and just sighs, possibly after making this face in relation to whatever shit Lupin just did

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man, i wish PETA would just... fuck off

as carnivorous as i am, there are a lot of good points being made by vegans, and the things that deserve attention are so thoroughly drowned out by PETA's utter fuckwittery

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infinite deserts

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serious business:

"bottoms can't handle spicy food, only tops" wildly inaccurate

ppl who like spicy foods are in fact *all* bottoms because they enjoy their food domming them by causing them pain

this is 100% true.

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[fade in, inside of a catholic confession booth]

priest: yes, my child?

me: well, this is my first time here, i'm not sure how this goes...

priest: do not worry, you are free to speak here, go ahead -

me: ok great! i was wondering if i could get this call upgraded to a supervisor, i have some concerns

priest: um

me: i really need to speak to engineering because this 'rotator cuff' feature is entirely too complicated, and this unit sold to me violated Connecticut's 'lemon law' as per -

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anyway on a more of a note:

where can i submit a complaint to the design department. shoulders are full of too many little fucking muscles that like to cramp up.

where do i tell the engineering team that this rotator cuff thing needs a serious streamlining

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