Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so the tiny crossbow i got that shoots toothpicks is here/

shoulder angel: this will be a fun prop for your bjds. don't use it for anything else tho.

shoulder devil: MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYHEM! MAYH-

something that i may make into a meme at some point for #Splatoon2 , as just happened to me

No Fear

[enemy team is all with japanese names, '6 winning streak!']

One Fear

and anyway, that's how you know #Emory is in fact better than #UniversityofGeorgia . our mascot has never died

CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEES

peta is completely right in saying that Uga the bulldog never should have met the longhorn steer mascot of texas either.

the best thing to do is when the current Uga bulldog dies - on average, they've been living like 4-5 years. it'll be soon. - drop the practice of being the bulldawgs entirely.

instead the next Uga should be a bully-breed-mix pound pup, promptly fixed, socialized to work the crowds, and used as part of a campaign to promote UGA fans adopting from shelters.

(clears throat)

the university of georgia should do the decent thing and retire its mascot

modern bulldogs of that show variety are miserable creatures plagued by too many health problems and it is cruel to breed animals that way

more importantly, the UGA bulldog line is rife with such health problems that no proper breeder would breed it at all. these animals only exist out of twisted sentimentality and live short lives full of pain for the convenience of football fans.

anyway fediverse y'all wanna hear my hottest take, or rather, the one most likely to get me punched square in the face in my town where i live?

at some point artoo WILL casually ask her 'does this unit have a soul', but only so he can laugh and put a picture of her horrified trying-not-to-shit-pants expression on space instagram or whatever

but this is because i firmly believe with all my heart that artoo detoo is a lil shit and the reason those beeps are never directly translated is that every movie's You Can Only Say Fuck One Time limit for pg-13 would be blown in about 15 seconds of said beeps being subtitled.

i really need to get back to writing my shitty crossover fanfiction so Commander Shepard can show up to Star Wars universe and then just start sweating nervously as she notices all the droids

anyway the summary of tonight's anger is:

if your anti-capitalism stance still includes mistreating disabled people, mocking them, dehumanizing them, and so on,

it's shit, and you should feel shit about creating such shit. you shitter.

p.s. do not worry, my dog is not overweight

she's actually a little underweight

probably because she knows she can scam me out of cookies if she tries hard enough, the little shit.... (at least it's better than the time she learned what my 'concentrating because i gotta heal this boss fight' face was and took advantage of that to steal cookies)

anyway it's time to feed my dog cookies until i un-grump myself

"praxis is mocking disabled people by painting them all as massive whiners, right? they're just interrupting our life and death struggles with their talking about being disabled. anyway, it's good politics to mock them, we're so much better than capitalism dehumanizing and mocking disabled lives because we can dehumanize and mock disabled lives too! ....but, like, it's probably organic and pesticide-free, so it's better. praxis!"

lort in goddamn heaven y'all.

yes, i'm still mad about this, https://outline.com/7fhRBg because there might be a good point buried somewhere in there.

in the thick, thick layer of "nobody could ever be disabled from being mildly autistic. praxis is knowing that better than they do. this is good politics, to reiterate just how much being mildly autistic is bullshit and not a thing, but instead a symptom of a massive personality flaw. only the sort of massive dickbag like this could ever consider their autism a disability."

so is politics on mastodon just like variants of the aristocrats joke, but instead of "the arisocrats!" it's "praxis!"?

y'know, i didn't expect to click that political link to find a screed that hated disabled people that much, but ok! praxis, everybody, i guess!