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why isn't there yakuza and lupin the third crossover fanfiction yet

actually on second though, i'm not sure lupin and majima need to be in the same zip code, much less ever team up,

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! i just remembered i have a new face mask from lush to try!

also i swear to god pls no bully for buying from lush i also hate they support peta but it is the only goddamn shit my face likes i Promise i have been Trying To Find Something For More Than 15 Years Okay

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stupid lewd punchline 

I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR.

UNLESS YOU TALK ABOUT AT LEAST ONE INSTANCE OF OBSCURE SYMBOLISM, I CAN'T CUM, MATPAT

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apparently MatPat has Done Something which i will figure out presently, i see from the rumbles, but i have to be honest, i never particularly liked his game theories

because he never went far enough.

like come on. if we're doing analysis on a text, we are gonna have to GET STUCK IN THERE. not just like superficial connections of what the game has. oh no. you need to be neck deep in metanalysis goddammit.

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see, a certain type of regrettable person will gush endlessly about marvel movies loki as the paragon of chaos.

but he really isn't. not especially.

you want a chaotic character, you get goro fucking majima, my friends. majima is basically a force of nature that may turn on you at a moment's notice, like the sea or the wind or bugs bunny, and you can only hope to endure whatever comes next, and THAT is CHAOTIC

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apparently it's goro majima appreciation hour on the fediverse and i must say, i'm very here for it

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"and the cringiest hipster makeup trend is DEFINITELY painting on colorful or metallic freckles -"

me, busy planning to get the perfect liquid highlighter and paint it in dots: hm, interesting.....

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online beauty tips: NEVER put mascara on your bottom eyelashes, it makes you look creepily doll like!

me, sitting there with my bjds in the back, putting mascara on my bottom eyelashes: hm, interesting,

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a real thing that, unfortunately, actually happened in my brain just now (vague kink mentions) 

me: gameplay? oh like kink play but it's games i guess, oh ok, not my thing but if someone wants to bring some jenga or a game of twister into it that's fine, not my idea of a fun scene but it takes all sorts i suppos-

me: wait

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me: wait. hold up. brain. let's just. go back a minute

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(goemon voice) i know the solution to this. vore.

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i appreciate the conceit of this episode very much

lupin: tears of a yeti???? where am i gonna find a YETI
jigen: a mermaid's scale??? what does a mermaid even LOOK like where the FUCK

goemon: dragon liver? oh yeah i got you. brb, i know exactly where to go for the dragons, see you soon

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why have so many of my bones been replaced with rice crispies and how can i undo this

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...garrus vakarian, well, okay, that's a little bit more contested territory i must admit. but lovely turian vibrato is just reparations for having to deal with cishet nonsense, so,

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i was going to make some sort of joke here about allyship being my cishet ass willing to work out some sort of time share arrangement for my favs, however, i'll be honest, i think i may just accept that i'm enough of a basic bitch that there is little contention

i don't think there's exactly a furious movement to reclaim carth onasi from the straights?

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(goemon ishikawa voice) you're killing me, lupin. you're killing your samurai

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