Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

hey y'all #spoonie folks and other people who wear #glasses (idk how to hashtag this oh well), https://www.glassesshop.com/first-pair glassesshop is legit, i've ordered from them before and been quite happy. it only covers the most basic lens type so you might have to hand them more money for lighter lenses/higher rx, but hey... free is a really good price for a pair of backup glasses.

this chapter might also just be an excuse for something goofy to happen since i've already said weird afterlife dream thing is going to happen to make it all work

so basically it's just going to be Thrawn and my Chiss Cipher Nine from SWTOR throwing popcorn at Vader from the afterlife

"BOO! BOO YOU WHORE" "FUCKIN MOACTAN TEEL, RUINING THE UNIVERSE, I SWEAR TO FUCK"

vader: what the fuck's a moa-

"YOU'RE NOT CHISS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT IT."

vader: .....well,

i still really want to write some thrawn in my pet fanfic

the fact that thrawn has been dead for, idk, about 15 chapters, probably won't stop me

i also haven't read the novels, haven't watched the rebels episodes with him in it, and so on, but i DO have this meme and i've skimmed the wookieepedia page so i think that puts me AHEAD OF THE GAME don't you

well, i gave in to temptation and now i have a #conanexiles server to faff around in

...and for other people in the #lolitafashion discord i'm in to faff around in

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THOSE THINGS GO TOGETHER

anyway my server means i get to install the mods i want. with curtains. a good selection of curtains. and wacky eye/hair colors. harpalyce is looking lovely with a more pigmented green for her eyes tho

i'll be totally honest folks, i don't get YCH commissions

i mean i get why people buy 'em, but i don't understand how they save the artist much work at all. i could maybe do the most basic sketch the same i guess, and then i'd be a pisser and a half to customize it to the point where i'd probably end up spending more time on it, and i should have just done a fresh start to begin with

i think my solution to this quandry may just be that i am bad at art, which is fair

can someone do me a solid and just pop my arm out of its socket and scoop the rice crispies out of my shoulder? you can keep em after. idk have a nice breakfast. thanks

THE ROLEPLAYING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

also, related to semi-recent tooting, this wigglytuff fervently and wholeheartedly is pro-sparkledog.

sparkledogs: because life's too short to worry about other people not using realistic colors in their fursona designs.

i may have some bad news for the people i see scrolling by on the fediverse timeline from trollian space, who have accounts with the name of a homestuck character, icon of art of said character, and are typing in said character's quirk, but are also aghast at the idea of roleplaying on social media in 2019

a line from #fnv has now taken on a life of its own and now you can go on etsy and buy all the ~inspirational quote~ momentos of it you want, from people who are apparently completely oblivious of its origin

AND I FIND THIS HILARIOUS

listen, i'm all for people finding inspiration where they can to persevere through the hard times.

however

nothing makes me laugh quite as hard as remembering that joshua graham's quote about surviving being tarred and set on fire and punted off a cliff into a river by caesar, as related as he checks all his guns in his World's Angriest Mormon manner, has now totally taken on a life of its own completely divorced of its context in the game, or even of being part of fallout new vegas at all

i'm glad i got to end the #splatfest in #splatoon2 on a high note!! (especially because i spent a lot of the time getting my face smashed in LOL...)

realtalk tho i'm going to miss the glittery ink, like, a lot.

i can barely live with 500 characters for normal-ass ramblings y'all. i am the sort of writer that launches into a sentence, then returns, five months later, having grown a full beard, been on an accidental vision quest from ingesting dubious mushrooms, made my own clothing from birch bark, and after having befriended a squirrel after nursing it back to health. it's just how it be sometimes. mommas, don't let your babies be english majors.

people roleplaying on this platform terrify me slightly because of how they work around the word limit

"harp don't you rp in mmorpgs?" yeah but in mmorpgs i don't gotta describe all of the shit that's happening, only SOME of the shit that's happening. left to my own devices i am a longwinded asshole that needs many details shoved in there, half of them purely adverbs. my fav color is purple and so is my prose. i can't live with only 500 characters

I MIGHT NOT BE KILLING THE ROSEMARY CRIMMAS TREE THIS YEAR

accidentally forgot to take it out of the dining room until like. january 2nd. at which point it had sent out a bunch of runners are HEWWO???? ANYSUN THEWE????

but hey that's better than going all brown and sad and dead!!

now it seems happier after sitting in the window a couple of days. i still need to figure out how much/how often to water it but i'll get there. maybe one of those automatic water bulb things???

dogs........... softe. good to pet.

like honestly, if you're trying to draw furry art lewds and are all 'oh god no i can't draw body hair', don't draw furry lewds.

step it back a bit. just draw a big titty nekomimi or whatever. i'll still side-eye you but i won't do it *quite* as harshly.

furries are... furry. they furry y'all. if you got paws and a tail and a non-human face shape, you're gonna have to address the rest. if ya don't wanna, don't get into the game!!!