Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

how bad do i want to play splatoon?

i actually looked at adapters for xbox controllers to switch, even though the xbox controller i have is a cheap as shit wish.com special

for weeks i haven't been particularly interested in actually playing splatoon 2

and now

now that i'm down one joycon with one out for repair

....................i want to play so much splatoon

also the rise of @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online 's soup anarchy is making me really really really want my favourite salsa from a local mexican place, which i can and have eaten like gaspacho before.

well, like gaspacho with chips

but still, i've gone through like 3 of the bottles-of-salsa-for-the-table before at a time

it's basically the perfect summer lunch in georgia

you consume salsa for salt you've lost from sweating buckets, and you are encouraged to rehydrate by the salsa's spice

shit youtube has some choice recs today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAei8LUDl-g

safari time..... now riding along with a charming dude happily talking to the camera

RUNS IN TOP SPEED TO MASTO

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online !!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPRVy1jat4 !!!!!!!!! GIRAFFE CAM!!!!!!!!!

did i just bust myself by tweeting this and including an @ to the nintendo account?

yes

is the joke worth it?

i'm going to say definitely yes.

also i can think of no higher bribe than "please take this fat pikachu to fix my joycon before the splatfest"

nintendo support: please ONLY send the part for repair and NOTHING ELSE

camera pans to me, narrowing my eyes rebelliously as i write a cheerful little letter to the tech who will end up repairing my joy-con and enclose a pikachu sticker as bribery to do an extra good job

honestly i'm just waiting to become a full mastodon member with full masto experience, and by that i mean being on some blacklist and being widely shamed for some as yet unidentified sin on my part

if that has not already happened of course

lordy i've felt like badly microwaved death all day and i am so tired of it

you know that experience of seeing a kink and going "oh no that's hot"?

we need a word for the exact opposite of that, of seeing something and becoming pure "oh! i hate that. i hate that so much"

on that note, please tag your bimboification kink and/or adjacent kinks that bank on becoming feminine also equating with becoming an idiot, so i can let the filter nab them, lest i end up saying something uncharitable in a blind feminist rage.

i would join in the 'there are no tops on mastodon' discourse, as a domme, but i think that my being here is the sort of monkey's paw cursed fulfillment that just makes the situation worse and more tragic:

there *is* a top, but i'm the token cishet

also, have an article of murderous medieval bunnies http://www.openculture.com/2019/03/killer-rabbits-in-medieval-manuscripts-why-so-many-drawings-in-the-margins-depict-bunnies-going-bad.html?fbclid=IwAR0naZKvq4OrYaUptirdanCeTyoFCzg0cL25gfiJu8i993g0EWWYHV0Q4gI

https://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/guy-gave-white-privilege-cybergoth/?fbclid=IwAR3WLh7idn2-H2nBsTXU8B9gzYcot9PuXWIBmVOvxuK2_niIM1s3Zc9FiEg this nearly made me snort soda up my goddamn nose