Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"harp", some of you may be thinking, reading that last post, "what the fuck"

listen

listen!

let those who have not taken off a bra at the end of the day wherein they ate candy, and gone "oh hey an m&m got in there! ...it's still good, mm a snack" throw the first stone!

as we begin to approach pesach, i would like to volunteer my services as goybage disposal if there's any leftover charoset that needs getting rid of

also the buttons are a bit bigger which is very nice

see pic for size comparison

mostly just relieved i can actually play the games i want to in this flare instead of just pining for things i can't actually play because i only have one joy-con and getting super super smad about it.

also there's going to be two proper controllers now so theoretically i could invite a guest over to play! phwoaar

ok so i broke down and got a pro controller for my switch because of no guarantee that my joycon would be home from the wars in time for the upcoming splatfest

and can i just say

i actually really like this

very nice good purchase. i really like that the secondary pad is a proper + shape. the four round buttons was a bit confusing, here i can much more easily tell what they are in relation to each other, so i don't BOOYEAH when i meant to OUCH and seem delighted by being killed in spla2n...

We Are All This Hognose Snake

something something let's get that bread joke?

i wish stardew valley on switch had mod support

i want to go romance linus

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and then the dwarf

and then krobus

....fuggit i just realized i probably should have like. cw'd that chat about hair removal stuff earlier.

also i'm tryin not to be all NOT THAT I'M GAY OR ANYTHING obnoxious but i do want to kinda let people know that when i jump into convos with transfemme folks i'm like... still cishet, just cishet with pcos and potential relevant tips, so that it doesn't feel like i'm gatecrashing? ooerrr this is hard and i have little brain but many painkiller

i for one welcome the kudzu singularity

in the true post-apoc future, you won't need guns

you'll need goats

(to eat the kudzu.)

"Harp, are you just salty about EVERYTHING today?"

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it's possible.

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i'm gonna, uh, go get an ice pack and lidocane patch

"wow harp you sound bitter about video games today"

yep!

please stay tuned for "why dead money is the worst xpack for fallout new vegas, not just because of the Fucking Radios, but mostly because there is no option to reunite the brotherhood of steel lesbians or at least let them know 'hey i know your ex, she's doing good' which would be very meaningful in fallout universe to know a former lover is not dead in a ditch somewhere"

wow a white cishet dude being smugly intellectual about his bigotry, i have never seen that anywhere before bioware, what a fucking revelation,

anyway can you remember that dwarves exist please?

yes there was that one bit of story in da2 i appreciated it but what about -

ok yes there's the scout in da:i, i loved her, but -

oh there's like two missions where all we get is like, text, because it's on the war table. that's all we get for dwarf lore.

oh ok.

CUE SADNESS, IN AEDUCAN.

if solas were in the real world he would be yet another mediocre youtuber a la Thunderfoot or Sargon of Akkad and we all know it

please yeet him off the stage and bring back the actually interesting characters, DON'T GIVE HIM AN ENTIRE GAME TO SMARM ABOUT IN BIOWARE, i will fucking DIE of BOREDOM

you're killing me, bioware. you're killing your aeducan

i mean honestly, what is the more interesting character to you

A: white dude who blathers in a pseudointellectual style but is very snooty

B: somebody's mischevious mom who made you pizza rolls and is cool but also might be out to murder your pal, is a swamp witch, can turn into a FRICKIN DRAGON, and is actually a being of ancient power that the heroes owe one to after saying "oh sure we owe you one it's good" before realizing who she is

B

I'M GOING WITH B

B IS INTERESTING

GIMME B

"harp are you just saying that because you're fed up of solas"

a. yes, b. it's a bland racist egg. he's just tiresome. c. if they wanted to do elf shit idk why they would go kill of flemeth, who we both got to know and is Actually Interesting, and most importantly,

d. I'M KINDA OVER SO MUCH ELF STUFF IN DRAGON AGE ACTUALLY. BIOWARE: PLEASE REMEMBER DWARVES EXIST AND ARE PART OF THIS WORLD

xoxo, grey warden roswynn aeducan, first paragon of the topside, etc etc

maybe it'll take until the homestuck play comes out, then the series of bad movies, for everyone to sort of give up on homestuck being good. alternatively, maybe hussie needs to start tweeting really bad takes and liking terfs?

either way, homestuck cosplayers, please consider paying reparations to your local anime cons because you absolutely didn't seal that body paint as well as you thought you did if you even sealed it at all