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MORE EXTREMELY GOOD GREEN FRIENDS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

volvox!

they bounce and roll around and are full of multitudes and it's great

i think they are very pretty

i have decided........... it is green anole posting time

WHY GREEN ANOLES ARE GOOD:

- very fast lizard friends!!!!!

- can turn from brown to green and are sometimes called the american chameleon for this! brown usually means they are sluggish/tired/cold, green is ready to bounce around

- down to fight and/or seduce you a large percentage of the time with dewlap

- unparalleled at giving unimpressed side-eye to keep your hubris in check

the ants may be going fucking mad this spring, but at least lots of lizard friends are also enjoying it

my dad captured a wee skink and got him outside after the skink buddy had decided to try and make a break for the living room lol

i hope i'll see a green anole soon. they're just really delightful little dudes

dystopian: robot guard over your shoulder forcing you to work

mystopian: robot guard over your shoulder forcing you to solve various puzzles on an island

i'm probably about to be swarmed with reply guys into feet, but oh well.

also, does anyone have any recs for elastic shoelaces for combat boot type shoes, especially that come in fun colors (or at least white)? because i love my boots but they don't have a zip and my disabled ass is not so great at wrestling them off and on.

however, i was kawaii as fuck today, wearing not only my pink angel-wing combat boots, but also my pusheen leggings

not even sweating bc of the heat (well ok, but only a little)

but rather that really nasty sweating that's like. "hey, just fyi, it's me, your body. we're about to be in massive pain. but you can push through it a little bit more, since we're diverting all screaming into sweating. as soon as you get finished and sit down, though, You're Gonna Get It. okay bye!"

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i did my makeup pretty good today and was all "oh i look cute, maybe i will take a good selfie when i get back home" and THEN like a FOOLISH FOOL i said "oh sure, i can come with you to the grocery store after this appointment"

now i return a sweaty mess, mostly dead, raccoon-eyed and all

p.s. yes i know the actual word is kerning but when kerning is afflicted by bad kerning it turns into keming

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"wow that's a little harsh isn't it harp"

my mom is a graphic designer who worked as a typesetter for many years

SHADING BAD FONT CHOICES IS IN MY BLOOD. now who's got some keming we can mock

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also, any human being who consciously chooses to use curlz mt in their street art deserves to have their toes eaten

cw now because i'm just getting ffxiv lewd at this point. 

WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S MOENBRYDA'S JOB ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M NOT A ROEGADYN!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO HOIST URIANGER OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE CANNOT FORM WORDS, ONLY VAGUE GURGLES, HOOTS, MOANS AND WHIMPERS.

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cw now because i'm just getting ffxiv lewd at this point. 

like why. why would you do this to me. even the little bellydancer veil and him dramatically ripping it off. ESPECIALLY that.

what the hell, yoshi-p. i know you probably didn't do it specifically but i'm blaming you because you're nearby. what the hell. WHY did you make me want to fuck this elezen silly!!! to don a strap-on and fuck the pretentious language straight outta him!!!! How Dare You Sir!!!!!!!!

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seriously though why did they do this? they didn't have to do this. i didn't want to know about Stupid Sexy Urianger. i mean it's not unwelcome but i'm definitely now going to be low-key haunted by it, a la homer simpson, for the rest of my life.

cw for post-hw pre-stormblood spoilers i forget the fucking patch you're on your own there

we've never seen glamour levels like this

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

an extremely uncharitable ffxiv thought 

apparently there is stubble rumored to become available in shadowbringers, but i'm not sure this will help

it just may make them all look like they're youtubers who *then* are revealed to be horrible sex pests

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an extremely uncharitable ffxiv thought 

the majority of male midlanders, especially those with facial hair, That Facial Hair, You Know The One, look like they're going to be featured at any moment on a flyer posted around the neighborhood warning of a sex offender that has just moved in

Another genderless insult you can use at a carnival 

buttsauce

my massage therapist's cd player broke so i used my phone to find one of those '1 hr relaxing animal crossing music' compilations and now

i am SO ready for animal crossing on switch

MAKE ME A LOVE LETTER THAT WILL LET ME FORGET THE UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT OF AC POCKET CAMP, NINTENDO

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