Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i give it 75% odds that they pulled up somebody else's information and tried to charge somebody else's card and also call somebody else about it lmfao. or are just talking out their asses.

super groovy of them to not tell me this until the third time i asked "no really, where is my order from you", tho. SUPER GROOVY.

ah. so procana went from "it's in the mail no problems!" to "it's on its way, and will be here the early in week of the 2nd" to "actually your order never went through and we called and emailed lots of times because there was a problem with your cc number?"

me, gazing at my empty voicemail inbox, and my lack of emails from them other than receipt and shipping notice: ❌ TO DOUBT

at least this means there's not actually any pending charges from them so i can fuck off elsewhere

my cbd oil, which they told me was on the way on may 24, and then told me would DEFINITELY be here by today, still has not materialized and to boot the tracking number is still "in pre-shipment, label printed but package not received"

also, the faulty joy-con that got sent away for repairs is acting up..... again.

also also, the cold packs continue to spring leaks, and i need to contact *that* seller and be disgruntled at them.

:|

well i hate being The Angry Customer but, alas, i gotta today

i went digging thru old stupid pictures i cobbled together so please, all #nier and #yokotaro fans, have an inspirational board and a nice drink

also, relevant for all of us ffxiv players hitting up the next round of raids in the upcoming expansion

i may not be quite in the size range to wear it comfortably yet, but i *have* confirmed that my lindybop dress still does an above and beyond job of serving up my titties to look the best they've ever looked, on a silver platter, with a sprig of parsley and decoratively cut radish garnish, worthy of a michelin star

once i get to where i can wear it, and a bra, comfortably, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

that #spoonie feeling when, after becoming more and more damnably grimy, you finally acquire enough spoons to take a shower and emerge from your cocoon of sweat and filth, like minerva popping fully-formed from zeus's head

if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am

....i got myself breath of the wild as an impulse buy

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey look at my horse

as a token cishet i've not said much on the subject because, well, not my business, however

happy pride!! if you have shitty family, i am your mom now. i love you and i'm proud of you for being in this world and making it brighter and more beautiful for your presence in it. remember to wear sunscreen to pride march and bring a water bottle, you know it's easy to get dehydrated out there!

it's a good thing there's no function to like, make your contacts hear a certain notification sound when you text them, because if there was everyone would now be getting texts from me announced by the korok YAHAHA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgK_E6_GAE

basically when i am queen saying you have a plus size section and going up to size 16 (which is actually equivalent to a USA size 12) will be illegal and punishable by death

i *could* delete and redraft that toot after noticing that minor error

oooooor i could just say that uhhhhhh

the minor imperfections show you that the organic toots are all natural and hand-crafted. it's, uhhh, wabi-sabi, innit

how you can tell i'm a bio major not a cs major: saw someone rightly pleased with themselves for deflecting a 3k client amplification DNS attack; took third reading before i realized it was DNS, not DNA, and they were not talking about preparing a sample for a client to use for gel electrophoresis

because i was stuck there going "ooer idk what numbers you're shooting for but 3k sounds like a good start to me" for a good bit

also if you consider the initial boy band concept of the beatles, i think the monkees did it better lmfao

LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE IS A BOP AND YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

this is probably the hottest take i have ever put on this website.

the beatles mainly just gentrified ideas to be palatable to audiences. skyrim did much the same.

if you look at any musical concept the beatles did, you can p much find another artist doing it better. they got lucky to be in public imagination and placed themselves there via marketing. ditto skyrim (and its rereleases ad nauseum).

honestly, skyrim and the beatles hold the same place for me

historically significant... ...not because they were actually doing anything unique, all the elements were being done by someone else better at the time, but worked mostly as an aggregate for concepts and was there at the right time with a good marketing department, so that everyone ascribes this to them and not their inspirations lmfao

"oh i'll just take a quick look around breath of the wild" i said yesterday. then it was 2:30 am. whoops

botw is, i think, the game that skyrim wanted to be. i'm not gonna knock it too hard because skyrim was, i think, historically important in many ways. i've just never really had the experience of being... really lost in it, if that makes sense. at some point it always seemed like bland drudgework to me.

botw, tho? botw done got me, lol