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and in sharp contrast, here's

This

which looks nice if not dyed metallic purple but i previewed metallic purple and was like "oh my god it's so tacky. janine would absolutely wear this, LET'S DO IT"

i got the piece of gear i really wanted in ffxiv so y'all know what that means

catgrill spam o'clock is upon us

sometimes when i post funny names in i feel a little bad that i'm lazily copy-pasting and not like blanking out the server name so people can't easily come find them

this one though

THIS one

this one i have no regrets about pseudo-doxxing Nyancy Pelosi, catgirl democrat,

and now it's time to farm the qitana ravel because I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I HAVE THAT FULL SET OF CASTER GEAR

ffxiv shadowbringers spoilers (lv 75) 

LET!!!!
THE CATS!!!!!
K I S S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway have i mentioned i love the secret world's writing? because i love the secret world's writing. youtube.com/watch?v=nDpy54V5Ci please have moutemouia take it away

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me: y'know it's hard with little dialog, but maybe Link's found a voice for me to write him! let's see how it's going!

link: *leans in close to offered mic* i have become increasingly aware of how my story repeats and repeats with me laying down my life endlessly to protect hyrule yet still here and if you need me i will be hanging with moutemouia from TSW, both of us exhausted and yearning for the sweet release of our vigils finally being done

me: ....

link: uh i mean

link: hyah?

nobody:

absolutely nobody:

nobody on god's green earth:

my brain, still singing the titania theme: FA LA LA LA LA ~

okay time to grumpily play breath of the wild in bed now that i think i have appeased my shoulder appropriately

goodnight mastodon

you should also go the fuck to sleep. y'know, eventually

health +, in which a wigglytuff brags about herself 

i would also like to commend my pancreas on its timing because it did this while i was in a stint of eating pre-packaged diet meals, and i spent half that summer sobbing because i knew i needed to eat but was too nauseated to do so,

so now if anyone tries to get fatphobic about it at me: i was literally eating kale and eggwhite omelettes when my pancreas went on walkabout, so S U C K I T

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health +, in which a wigglytuff brags about herself 

happy three-year diabetes diagnosis anniversary to meee

3 years ago my blood sugar was over 500 when i plodded into the ER that night, and now:

1. my a1c is 5.1, better than my (non-diabetic) dad's

2. i'm down to taking only 4 units of long-acting insulin a day (and am about to come off it completely, only taking metformin and a weekly rx)

3. i can actually eat food and be cool in summer bc, let me tell ya: blood sugar of 500+ feels BAD!

"harp that's not really a spoiler at all, why did you tag that"

.........................better joke setup

stupid joke with minor shadowbringers spoilers if you consider a minion a spoiler i guess:

left: me with the snapchat filter on

right: me without the snapchat filter

billions of people in the star wars universe didn’t have to die if only jedi were allowed to fuck

Reminder: the only reason your English teacher said "don't split an infinitive" is a rule is because William Strunk and Elwyn White said it was, and the only reason THEY said it was is because they wanted to make English more like Latin and you *can't* split a (present active) Latin infinitive.

Let English be English. If you want to boldly go, do so.

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