Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i bring you, #ffxiv tag, a rough and ready Great Serpent of Ronka emoji a guildmate just did for us

shadowbringers spoilers kinda sorta if you consider minions spoilers?

"harp why are you choosing order in the final #splatoon2 splatfest, though"

1. many things in life are acting in ordered systems, it's just multiple layers of complex ordered systems that ends up perceived as chaotic

2. you could summarize the struggle of life itself as the act of fighting against entropy (e.g. chaos), from plants using sunlight as 'fuel' all the way up to higher levels of culture, history, etc.

3. i like marina more

anyway what are the odds of being called a tankie if i choose order over chaos in the final splatfest. i'm guessing 75%

yesterday i definitely had interesting conversations going before the Spoon Thief Gremlin came and absolutely ground me into the dirt while scattering the Good Cool Thoughts i was having to the four fucking winds

i apologise

i'm also completely sure this will happen again

so in conclusion,

sexy tip: while your partner is fisting you, remember to look at them and tell them "well, i guess you've really got me wrapped around your finger, and more besides, huh???" while wiggling your eyebrows at them for maximum effect

i should probably note

what the dark and light triangle connections mean is entirely my speculation, we weren't fuckin' told

we then debated this for like an hour in the guild discord trying to see if different theories fit and my dudes, i got fucking nothing. or at least i got nothing with my basic knowledge of western elemental humoral theory. that wet/dry guess is exceedingly A Guess, don't take it as gospel lol

also i finally remembered to find the non-contact thermometer and checked and, indeed, my perception that my bad shoulder is warmer than the other (and that's why constant ice packs are so nice) is correct! it's about 98 on the skin whereas the other shoulder is 95 or so, and you can definitely feel the heat just.. radiating from it.

so i'm gonna propose referring to my surgery as getting my coolant levels checked

it's fifteen layers of fucked up mind you but if you wanna see a white boy jackass turn on a fucking dime into ACTUALLY I TOTALLY CONTROLLED MY ACTIONS AND AM A RACIST AND I DID THAT FULLY OF MY OWN VOLITION that's sure one way to do it is all i'm sayin'

listen, i know it relies on some pretty fucked-up modern shapes of our mental healthcare system, but i am more and more inclined the next person who trots out "well i'm not a racist, it's just not who i am, even though i did [very racist thing]" to turn into a dour-faced concern troll at them: "oh, you're utterly unable to control your own hurtful actions? how awful! well don't worry, i'm sure there's a nice institution where you can live with the round-the-clock care you require..."

also it's not like i don't do the same thing when i have to yell WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS

because like

damn i may be cishet but i can assure you it's not by choice i mean good god have you SEEN how cis men act. have you SEEN how they treat people. dear GOD. why are men like that??? WHY ARE MEN LIKE THAT.

i'd be lying if i said i didn't occasionally :( when i see someone saying 'kill all cis people' or 'white folks go die' but then i stop and consider that my momentary :( doesn't mean so much in comparison to the awful oppression that people in circumstances other than mine face on a daily basis, all-pervasive and all-encompassing, so like

i can be :( for a sec, they deserve to vent legitimate and real anger

https://youtu.be/20Ul2CU-PiQ IT IS MY PUP'S BIRTHDAY please look at my good good dog thank you.

#doggo #pupper #dogsofmastodon #hollypls

ok time to upload pup birthday video to youtube since masto is wanting to spit it out

it's a special day in every #ffxiv caster main's life when they get to use the lb3 as part of the strategy for a boss fight

it's an even MORE special day when THIS HAPPENS

surprisingly, not sponsored, but yo colourpop if you wanna throw some $$$ my way i sure wouldn't mind

will sell out for a supershock highlighter big enough for me to smash my entire hand against it

broke: no stim

woke: stim by poking slime

bespoke: stim by petting your eyeshadow/highlighter

i got my colourpop order today and i kinda just want to pet the super shock highlighter. IT FEELS SO NICE AND VELVETY.....