Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

listen y'all can be upset that you won't be able to transfer all your pokemon over but like. so many people are at an 11 out of this. when they need to be like a 5. maybe a 7 if you push it.

yeah it's a money-hungry move but hello? have... you ever seen pokemon? played one? do you know this franchise? are you going to tell me next you're shocked that GI Joe has merchandise my dude? please calm down

the great serpent of ronka is the best part of this expansion do not at me i know i am right #ffxiv

"harp are you saying this because you just think parthenogenesis is neat"

Y-YEAH

IT... IT IS PRETTY NEAT THO

listen i know the sensible answer is "some of them just have dicks, harp. you're overthinking this" but listen: first the viis in shadowbringers, also the gerudo in botw, they're both like whiptail lizards! both societies reproduce via parthenogenesis! JUST THINK ABOUT IT OKAY -

i feel like i might have made that post before but it's a good post so i stand by it

imagine going to visit the nu mou, bag of beggin' strips in hand, and just yelling WHO WANTS TO GO FOR WALKIES to see all of them go apeshit

y'all. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/couple-throws-maga-wedding/ar-AAEbTjO?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwAR1zzfQo4OD9fwQGd83azTcg-F_v_EZIwoseYJspoZvccehjwA2VYOegHTA

a) this is horrific on multiple political levels

b) WHY. WHY. WHY. SO MUCH WHY. ARE TAILORS AND FITTINGS FAKE NEWS NOW. WOULD IT HAVE KILLED THE MEN TO EMPTY THEIR POCKETS SO THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE LUMPY OATMEAL.

AND THE DRESS.

THIS FUCKING DRESS

i have so many questions and so few answers as to why this is a product and why sephora thinks i need it

me, posting that i'd schtup a mediocre dudebro, upon Mastodon, Land Of The Transbians:

and by live in the woods, i mean, watch youtube while playing breath of the wild.

also how much of a bad sign is it that as i watch more Unraveled, i would honestly go on a date or more with Brian David Gilbert despite the "deeply suspect gym teacher" mustache? i mean being so enthusiastically silly in a methodical way is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kinda sexy

listen. please. i'm cishet. you must understand. my standards, they are so fucking low,

my head is so full of this fanfiction plot but it's all still so tangled i can't write it down in a proper outline even if my shoulder wanted to cooperate.

so basically fgsfds writing is awful why did we even invent stories i'm going to go live in the goddamn woods

honestly if you don't change your character into their jimjams before you log out at a bed in an inn room are you EVEN a roleplayer

i regret nothing. look at how fucking hard those strings are working my friends. there is going to be a titty containment breech at ANY moment

good news everyone:

this top still makes my catgirl's titties look f a n t a s t i c

good news everyone i think i've got link's characterization down for when i finally write that #legendofzelda #botw fanfiction

today's #ffxiv moment:

someone in world of darkness who got very angry at me giving basic strats reminders, for some reason (probably after we were calling for the kick of who i guess is his buddy, the gunbreaker who decided the first boss needed to be spun around and around), and then proceeded to continue to slag off roleplayers while giving strats BIGGER and BETTER because that's... how he keeps his e-peen status? i don't even know you guys.

this was very silly.

if i am still just as worthless for being disabled in the eyes of your radical leftist theory as i am worthless in the eyes of capitalism for being disabled,

then fundamentally you've solved Fucking Nothing, because you are still judging people's worthiness to live based on their productivity. you just want productivity to be going to causes you like better.

you haven't made any bold claims against the damaging system, you ARE the damaging system.