Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

summer beauty struggles include carefully positioning your fan and finding a good pair of pj shorts so that you can adequately cool yourself off enough to tolerate putting on socks to help your feet absorb the foot cream you got

listen, lion king remake, detective pikachu, et cetera

if cgi fur is getting this good, y'all are gonna have to start handing out stuffed animals for people to cuddle while watching the movie, so i don't get distracted the whole time going GNGNGNGHHHNNGN FUZZEY WANT TOUCH THE IT..............

if you listen closely you can probably hear @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz sobbing after asking 'is there anything whiter than x' and receiving more cursed fucking knowledge from my wonderbread ass

realized that i hadn't had an ice pack on my shoulder in a couple of hours and that it was downright sizzling

pulled out the non-contact thermometer again

bad shoulder is 98 degrees, good shoulder is 90 on the surface. so i'm well air-conditioned except for THE PROBLEM CHILD. because DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK

who has cursed me in ffxiv to suffer an onslaught of stone mages. how can i apply to have this reversed

time to see if i can do some stunts in ffxiv and see if i can solo baelsar's wall at lv 80 smn

because i have decided that my viera needs a bullpup named Bjáni

i am a massive sap but

i really fuckin enjoyed thancred's character arc

and eden raids are enjoyable because there's more of thancred actually being a good stepdad. he's gone from "it's my car, i choose the music" to "honey i got tickets for us to go see the jonas brothers for your birthday" and just accepting he'll be in the back sipping some overpriced beer but smiling because his daughter's having a good time

good news is that i'm feeling ok enough to type in roulettes

bad news is that i'm feeling ok enough to type in roulettes

yes it's important to approach cis men as potential allies and make feminism relevant to them by addressing toxic masculinity, but

please don't blame it all on "their brains just don't work that way!! it's all the testosterone that makes them unable to think about others!!!", unless you're going to say that every trans masc person, cis woman with pcos, etc. is also a selfish bastard by biological fiat

i wonder how badly the sleep tracker on this app will go with my dog in the bed with me too LOL

anyway

good night fediverse

given the noises my shoulder is increasingly making, i think there's a nonzero chance that they're gonna actually get in there for a look and as soon as they open it up there will come the cry of

"aeiou aeiou aeiou JOHN MADDEN" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

oh hey i'm going to shamelessly steal an innocent post idea a sec

what are y'all's favourite alarm clock apps on android, specifically ones that make you do a little minigame to prove you're really awake?

my ol' standby has now inserted ads that completely make it useless so i'm on the lookout for another

ok looking at this pile of gifs i think https://gfycat.com/fatqualifiedgroundhog may just be @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online 's Final Form.

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i just get nostalgic sometimes for the old web graphic style of "blingee glitter animated gif means you're hot shit" ok

i'm a fuckin cool kid now for the ffxiv rp scene https://calamityjanine.carrd.co/

looking at my pile of commissions, it's also time to share some pics of Garbageboy Stinkman aka my stupid au fic darth vader

don't tell the rest of the folder but i think these two pieces, from minttu and a tumblr friend hnery, may be my favourite

cw'd for eye contact for the first one. i have the actual physical sketch and idk where to hang it up lol

LOOK AT MY CATGRILL. LOOK. AT. MY. BEAUTIFUL. DAUGHTER. LOOK AT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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