Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

hey #ffxiv tag here's a viera alt concept you can have for free:

the pet rabbit mentioned in a classic video game - as motive for the protagonist slaughtering many demons - didn't die. no, she lived on, slipping between worlds, now to finally wake up on foreign shores, ready to take up arms just like her dear father to shed the blood of evil creatures...

DAISY DOOMSDAUGHTER IS HERE TO
R I P
A N D
T E A R

me: ok i'm gonna be very full of pain meds i should be careful with purchases

also me: TIME TO IMPULSE PURCHASE DRAGON'S DOGMA ON SWITCH

anyway the cool thing about the discount i get on cbd oil now means i can double up a dose and that's fine cost-wise and budget-wise so if anyone needs me i'm going to become a puddle and seep into my recliner for a bit

my #lolitafashion concept for today:

border print of horses but it's a bunch of the horses photoshopped with dog mouths

you just wear it and go "it's normal horses, i don't understand why you say it's creepy,"

i ordered a delicious dinner and it's here and i'm so hungry but pain is like "lmao nah"............

like a wolf? a dog, maybe? some sort of canine?

oh my god if this happened they were going for "ain't nothing but a hound dog" weren't they

have i actually seen pictures of somebody who's done a fursuit of their fursona in elvis impersonator gear, or did i just imagine that hard enough in the "this is plausible and probably happened" way

we may never know

concept: why don't we just replace E3 with D4

Devolver
Digital's
Delightful
Dvideogameconference

honestly will also be excited to see Super Bunnyhop give a well-deserved skewering here

but i think that while it may not be immediate, i actually have massive respect for the dude as like... a legitimate honest to fuck journalist. so i can imagine that his response to this as a hot topic may not be immediate, but only because he has carefully lined up many bowling pins for one hell of a strike.

jim sterling will ofc be nicely angry about it too

well, in the category of very minor silver linings to clouds, i bet devolver digital will have one hell of a time skewering the ESA for its data leak

honestly it is my goal in life to be the type of ally who mainly gets critique by way of that fresh prince gif of "all right, my man cornflake got the spirit. he a little confused, but he got the spirit"

also if i ever do that to you all "remind me i want to commission you" and then i don't get back to you

this is not me stringing you along because i'm a bastard

it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me being a dumbass.

moonfire faire coming up i think you mean PERFECT EXCUSE FOR NEW SUMMER GLAM TIME #ffxiv

cw for eye contact of a virtual catgirl

it's interesting as it makes it obvious how much more minorities view religion as a promise instead of an immediate tool

the canticle of the turning vs. "it is my god-given right to rule over you". it's the comfort of "swing low, sweet chariot" versus the divine right of kings.

and i'm pretty fucking glad that the 'evangelical atheist' numpties who are excited about a new big stick to hit people with are not tolerated around here

i'm very happy that on mastodon (or at least this bubble of it), i have not encountered anyone of a particular odious type i can only describe as "evangelical atheist" and in fact have seen this shit roundly mocked

bc it's inevitably a white dude sitting upon a throne of privilege who doesn't understand that maybe people have different relationships towards religion than he does as A Stick To Hit People With and who does not understand that his atheism is just swapping out one stick for another

listen, pain i can do, but it gets fucking inconvenient when my body decides pain must equal nausea

hey you know what'd help, body? if we didn't feel like the risk of throwing up additional pain meds was too great! or maybe we got a snack even! CEASE THIS NONSENSE