Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

(what actually happened is the place i'm going to for physical therapy this time is the place where all the student athletes go, so there is Extreme Money in play. they don't have just icepacks out of a freezer. oh no. they have this machine that circulates water through an appropriately-sized hooked-up pouch shaped like whatever it needs to be for your shoulder or what have you, all at a consistent temperature. like a sous vide machine. except in my case cold)

so after physical therapy today, i now know what a water-cooled computer feels like

cue @maple rolling by my window, yelling SOME OF US ALREADY KNEW. SOME OF US ARE WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THE WHOLE 'WATER-COOLED COMPUTER' FRONT before downing an entire bottle of fiji water while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance

the spoonie tag, as far as i can see, is 40-60% just me kvetching.

as it should be

kickstarter for the users of tumblr to buy tumblr for three scratch-off lotto tickets and some pocket lint

on the plus side i actually got a shower for the first time post-surgery and oh my god i feel so much better

even if i got out of there all "oh i feel so nice" only for my knees to start yelling OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU at me

my fellow #spoonie folks, we need a word - probably stolen from german bc they build their language out of lego - for "i am not currently in pain but i AM shaking like a leaf so the pain train has definitely left the station, and has just not arrived yet, so i need to sit my ass down"

so what y'all think of my new #lolitafashion coord

(they say it's part of their summer yukata collection but we all know... with that cut... and that amount of lace.... it's some wa lolita)

my timeline keeps loading to awhile back and someone warning about how "opening the kimono" is not a good term to use in business and is creepy sexist/racist more often than not

which is a good point but i keep thinking of mcelroy brothers content where they stopped in the middle of something else (either playing dnd or answering a question, can't remember) just to riff on how creepy "ALLOW ME TO PART THE KIMONO THERE FOR YOU" can be and i keep giggling

if they would at least have the politeness to maybe give me a few more days post-surgery before they started pouring in through a hole in my bathroom and coming to bite me, that'd be cool

if they would at least have the politeness to maybe give me a few more days post-surgery before they started pouring in through a hole in my bathroom and coming to bite me, that'd be cool

FUCKING ANTS