Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i am like unreasonably offended at shit a friend spotted on bird hellsite

i get that nobody is owed your time, and your time is money. however, if you show off "look at what i got on taobao for only 4 dollars!!!", you should probably expect people asking where you got it

and if your gig is using your patreon to show off the work you've done finding cool shit on taobao - for god's sake market yourself better than being rude to people interested in your product

listen it's a great painting technically and has many other merits but every time i see this particular version of Ophelia from Hamlet i crack the fuck up

i mean look at her face

that is not "the sweet release of death overtakes me". that is "oh.. my FUCKING god. bruh. BRUH. are you FUCKING KIDDING ME, hamlet? are you kidding me, hammie-wammie? just tossed in a bath bomb!! ohhh my god. okay, you've got the three minutes it'll take me to get out of here before i wreck your shit. fuck."

as for how my shoulder is feeling and my general vibe for this morning, please see attached picture for a summary

i mean, i feel like i'm 3/4 of the way there. if you push over that soapbox so i can climb on it, i can get started explaining how you cannot understand anakin skywalker/darth vader as a character without recognizing the massive class issues and related trauma that he, as a former slave boy, carries with him, see i have it all written down here -

but also i feel like i will have fully matured and come into my own on mastodon when, eventually, i will emerge from a chrysalis of leftist political thought, and start a 155 part thread on how you cannot understand the tragedy of anakin skywalker unless you look at it through the lens of marxist theory

i also have pinned these two things which i feel mastodon will appreciate

i'm going to hope and pray that either a) uncanny pixel wigglytuff eye contact is okay for most folks, or b) people who are bothered have p..probably... already um.... blocked me

i........................ may have realized..................... that my avatar this entire time has had eye contact which is a bit of a faux pas

not a meme, but something i also have pinned which i feel is emblematic of my personal interests in a telling, though not really flattering, way

http://www.erosblog.com/2017/02/12/dildo-shopping-in-1655/ this examination of a 1655 sex manual, with link to full scans of it online

and now, a summary of myself, based on the top four memes i've posted to my channel on a discord full of friends

and now, a #lolitafashion meme.

me: okay body these are a lot of muscle cramps, you want some more magnesium? what about a full dose of the magnesium supplement instead of our usual half?

body: ooh sounds good

me: ok great

body: btw tho

me: what

body: gonna attempt to shit ourselves inside out

me: wait why

body: gonna

me: but it was like 15 minutes ago and they're slow release

body: Gonna.

is it time for me to obnoxiously reblog my own art (again)?

yes... yes it is

anyway, now that i've gone ahead and blocked that nonsense,

anyone able to give me the odds there for "gab idiot who thinks he is James Bond at infiltrating the leftists, is actually Agent Maxwell Smart" versus "person who will spark at least three celebrations in different departments on campus when it is seen they have failed out and the professors couldn't be more relieved about it, not to mention the poor TAs and their thousand-yard stares"

still, looking forward to the next time i am flush with cash

some people make it rain at the club, but the truly wise man makes it rain at their friends for commissions

now i wish i had money for commissions

p.s. if anyone has a thought about "teehee will do art anyway" don't you fucking dare you deserving-of-proper-compensation-for-your-developed-skill motherfucker, i will break into your house and slip a twenty into your pants pocket while you are on the goddamn toilet looking you dead in the eye the entire time like the most brazen reverse-burglar ever created.