laz | wish @wishgender@computerfairi.es

@forestfern hello beautiful fern 🌿

Ladies, no shade, but if he's:
* rock solid
* open for ideas
* always running
* universally respected by many
* known for great things
* intimidating to newcomers
* available 24x7 for you
* pure power to lift heavy loads
* 28+ years old
That's not your man, that's the Linux Operating System.

so used to people clickbaiting with cws i click on "sexy boobs" and got jumpscared when there was actually breasts on my skin instead of a blue bird or "gotcha"