FruityPotato🍐 @ze4os@computerfairi.es

thinking about the pkmn sword dex entry for Wooloo that straight up claims that their fleece is basically so good at absorbing shock they can fall off cliffs and basically stand up again utterly unharmed.

but now i'm imagining like a screensaver that's just a bunch of balls bouncing around a screen slowly coming to rest... that but softly, gently bleating wooloo's tumbling about the screen, rolling around, wigglin' li'l peeties and then trotting off once righting themselves again

Say it with me!

Education 👏 does 👏 not 👏 equal 👏 intelligence 👏 👏 👏

French is in italics

I swear i didn't arrange this on purpose. They line up to stare at me when they're hungry

you can read the dwarf fortress changelog and it's just full of mastodon award winning shitposts

there's a patch note like this:

Mulling over long-term memories can lead to shifts in intellectual values and personality changes

and then the very next thing on the list is something like:

Stopped dogs from being sad because they can't have a religion

Well, what I thought was a lunch date was a pyramid scheme presentation

Why is it always the cute bois?

"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"How?"
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

My youngest child declared himself ACE and wanted a black ring, so this morning’s project was to machine a ring to size and fire blacken it (what else would a #blacksmith do?)

I started with some 22.5mm round high torsion stainless bar and machine out the centre on the lathe. I then progressively snuck up on the right size with a dremel and hand sanded to finish before heating and quenching in oil multiple times to blacken it.

#metalwork #jewellery #ring

"Why, here in America, the seeds of racism are so deeply rooted in white people collectively, their belief that they are `superior` in some way is so deeply rooted, that these things are in the national white subconscious. Many whites are even actually unaware of their own racism, until they face some test, and then their racism emerges in one form or another." - Malcolm X

Still. Fuckin. True.

I can’t wait until January 2nd, when I gorge myself on half-price goose and discount champagne

At least the rich are predictable

here, look at these lambs,

this bird said gay rights

going through my shitpost folder and there's so much gems