FruityPotato🍐 @ze4os@computerfairi.es

On January 27 I read Latonya Pennington's "I Need a Spell"

https://www.argotmagazine.com/poetry-and-fiction/i-need-a-spell

The second to last stanza is just lovely:
"If fantasy
is the impossible
made possible
then may my imagination
be written in verse."

Shit, fuck, you got me conservatives. My environmental beliefs were all a hoax, a farce, im doing it to push an agenda.I only wanted you to stop polluting the oceans and institute better fish stock management practices so I can eat more sushi without feeling bad or worrying about mercury poisoning. You got me.

when you’ve barely slept off your exhaustion and your teammate is being way too peppy for mid-afternoon and barging into your shitty inn room #dnd #mastoart

Efdn is having a problem recently so we should introduce this poster

新年快乐！！Happy Lunar New Year!! 🏮✨🧧

when your nemesis refutes the gender binary

Goodnight.

There is a twitter account called Science Diagrams That Look Like Shitposts and it is good.

snom

"Reduce!" howled the protestors, "Reuse! Recycle!"

They were at it all night, keeping CEOs awake, vacating just before dawn.

As dusk blossomed on distant continents, others concerned with the environment rose and marched into the night.

Some simply planted and tended saplings, fiercely protecting their oxygen giving charges.

The vampires would save the Earth if humans didn't.

After all, they UNDERSTOOD conserving THEIR food supply.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

i'm gonna say it AGAIN

if your game only allows for a male playable character, but ESPECIALLY a cis white male

it's bad. it's a bad game. you've made nothing original. it's boring. bad bad bad

The solarpunk hero we all need

As I've started seeing hedgehogs again I thought I'd do a toot about how to care for the little critters if they happen to live where you are

If you've got a garden fence, try putting a little gap at the bottom so they can move from garden to garden easier, or a 14cm x 14cm hole in a corner

They like eating cat biscuits, maybe leave a little bowl of those out for them

And they always like having some water handy, a small dish of that is super helpful to them

Baz Luhrmann Shakespeare extended universe when?

in case you didn't know, high-fives are gay 🌈🌠

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

This is hilarious!

RT @joshmcconell

The pizza joint I went to framed a hole in the wall in the men’s washroom and called it “Fragile Masculinity”

https://t.co/ZTxO2BsWMH