@ark What's it like being in a constant state of flatness?
@ark @starwall
*Grabs edge of table, lifts it slightly. A ball appears and stays in one place*
Hmm... I'll be damned.
@starwall @ark
What if changes in elevation are actually just the earth accelerating towards turtles?
@starwall @Anarkat @ark birds are fake
@starwall @binchicken @ark
Holographic projections. They're aspirational illusions, like rich people telling you that it's possible to escape your socioeconomic class.
"Upwards" is just a conspiracy by the Stair Lobby to convince us we need steps.
Have you ever *tried* to walk up a wall? I don't think so.
That's what Cecil told me, and now that I think about it, yeah, I'm pretty sure you're right that mountains don't exist.
But hills still might. Jury's still out.
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