microfiction?
@squirrel *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*...
You slam the morning alarm off. It makes a satisfying crunch.
...Actually, that's weird. Your alarm can normally stand plenty of abuse. Then you remember that you replaced it by a maplebot yesterday. You see the crushed thing looking back at you from your nightstand.
The maplebot makes a series of varying beeps. It has sent out the distress signal.
You must be quick. There's no time to lose. The Squirrel is already on her way for revenge.