current gender: that random bag of jelly beans in the first Silent Hill game
today's gender: you better believe it's the inexplicable can of light bulbs from Silent Hill 2
gender time again: yes, today's gender is in fact the Minmo cat food ad from Silent Hill 3
gender, today!: what's that? you expected something else from the Silent Hill series? nope, it's Banang from Sam & Max
today's gender is a banger: it's the steamer trunk from Psychonauts 2!
i adore the noises this thing makes
current gender of the day: this weird test track from the development files of Super Mario Kart
gender!: the vehicle from the Atari 2600 version of Moon Patrol, those are totally little leggies and not tank treads!
@LaserScheme I played the 2600 version long before finding an arcade version, and I never saw the moon buggy's locomotion as anything else. :3
this is probably one of my favourite rooms in all of video games