**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:11

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:11

old hazel @envgen@mastodon.social

my kingdom for a scale and polish

**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:22

**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:22

josef @jk@mastodon.social

@envgen can you get a throat lozenge for that. like calgon

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:53

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:53

old hazel @envgen@mastodon.social

@jk seems like you should be able to? teeth are made of teeth. plaque is made of not teeth. should be trivial to dissolve one and not the other

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:54

**old hazel** @envgen@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2020, 09:54

old hazel @envgen@mastodon.social

@jk the issue might be dissolving the right one. either way, you will no longer have plaque on your teeth

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 06, 2020, 10:05

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 06, 2020, 10:05

@envgen @jk instructions unclear now I have a mouth full of plaque and I'm scraping teeth off them

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · 2020-04-06T10:06:12Z

@envgen @jk i immediately regret posting this because of how cursed it is and the implications have just hit me and auhgfahjasjflkf