@kat
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they're cowards and they hate america

@kat jeerleaders all doing research on the other team in order to just really get personal with it and mess with the other team's heads

gimme an "a!" gimme a "the quarterback will never get his wife back!"

@kat i meant that in terms of them still aching over an ex-wife but

you know what i'm not saying no to hostages

@heatherhorns this is some brutal shit, i'd watch sports just for that

@kat yeah it becomes less about physical prowess and the only sport becomes to teams simply competing to be willing to pick the ball up and put it in a bucket at the other side of the field

@kat people will trade teams but instead of the owners, it's players that just want to side with the most devastating cheerleaders so they never have to hear them again

@kat the equivalent of steroids for the jeerleaders would be the use of veiled threats. there's a big controversy anytime a jeerleader is caught with a discouragement enhancer

but really everyone is doing it so nobody cares that much, it's just part of the sport, sadly

@heatherhorns @kat huge scandal when one jeerleader is discovered to have actually caused the breakup between a star quarterback and his wife, by seducing, sleeping with, and then marrying her in secret, and then her jeerleading consists of her posting the wedding video

@Nine @kat holy fuck

where are they recruiting jeerleaders