yoda is just an elderly kermit the frog
@LaserScheme i keep seeing that little pig everywhere i go. what a strange wrinkly old goblin
@LaserScheme i bet he lives in the sewer and eats stale bread crumbs
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@LaserScheme still thinking about Yoda, the unsanitary toilet gremlin
@LaserScheme one time i got a nice hot dog while walking down the streets of chicago, and who would pop up out of the sewer except yoda, the dirty trash hobbit. he ate the sport peppers and relish off my hot dog, making disgusting slurping sounds all the while and leaving goblin spit everywhere, before unnaturally contorting his body to fit through the storm drain. truly an awful filthy cretin.