The fact that you can totally:
- rent your body for modeling
- rent your body for physical labor
- rent your brain for "skilled" labor

But it's illegal or "immoral" to:
- rent your body for modeling
- rent your body for physical labor
- rent your brain for "skilled" labor
if you add the words "while naked" to it

...is fucking ridiculous.

#SexWorkIsWork #FuckPuritanicalBullshit #FuckThePatriarchy #StopSexShaming

I might have fractured something but thats just fine.
we will take the picture from the side where you can't see that your eye is dilated.

lights all round can you tell which ones are real and which are not

I can not

merry christmas

I'll remember this all again next year

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back to the living room to open presents, I got you everything I knew you wouldn't enjoy, all bad and for boys.
You dared to steal my husband from me, I don't care if you were just a baby.
I have to make sure you look as ugly as i make you feel.
its okay you didn't jump for joy at the bible I got you, smile bigger when I take the picture.
turn this way look up look down move your hand NO HERE YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE BITCH

its ok

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bits and bobs and decorations
hang this ornament or there will be consequences.
God was born and you will be my doll for this day.
Sing his songs at the manger scene, I don't care if you're so sick all you see is green.
Song 15 you dared to stop, blood in your throat shouldnt make you cough
Here we are at the sink, to get the taste dove out of you're mouth.
You'll have to drink, in copious amounts
"I wouldn't have to do this if you weren't such an evil child."

It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.

nsfw implication comic 

Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic

"I'm still not even sure what it's supposed to do to improve my Windows experience. All it did was deteriorate my Windows experience until I was driven to hardware sabotage." #genAI #copilot

they should invent HRT that gives you a chitinous exoskeleton

10 hour days in the freezing temps, chucking heavy packages around on your period sure is fun.

I wanna die

Land Back. Traditions Back. Ceremony Back. Stickball Back. Cultures Back. Languages Back.

EVERYTHING BACK

i love kinks that are like "I'm traumatized and cannot process love easily so i need you to either literally be awful to me or dote on me so much that i get it"

- carrie

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