I knew it!!!
I always had a hunch but it's great to get confirmation
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-you-the-reader-were-gay-all-along/
Finally, the sequel to this
https://www.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-harr-1832121562
@evie it was you! you were the gay all along, you just had to believe in yourself.
@evie Image caption: Screenshot of what looks like a headline of an online newspaper called "Hard drive", reading: "J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along".
Below that, presumably as the articles header illustration, is a celebrity-on-red-carpet-styled photograph of a white woman with a bit of a smile.
@evie I can't believe JKR put an end to heterosexuals
Wow this is a perfect article