I tried wine, no support
I tried booting windows on my computer, but the bootfiles don't exist anymore
I tried the spare laptop, but the hard-drive is corrupted and windows can't boot
I tried a system recovery disk on my main computer, it couldn't fix the problem
I got a laptop from a friend, but there was no cable
When I got the cable, none of the devices worked over usb
The graphics drivers were broken, so I had to reset them
And now it won't boot