Y'all want to hear about the time the cops framed me, and I somehow wound up in a court-mandated "anger management" class without knowing or ever setting foot inside a courtroom?
@lizardsquid They screwed the whole thing up badly enough to quietly drop it, but I did still have to sit through a second round of being lambasted by some roid rage case detective. So it goes.
@lizardsquid In middle school, someone called a fake bomb threat in to burn me. The cops illegally interrogated me with no advocate or legal council. They found a little Swiss army knife when they shook me down, which they photocopied and enlarged 4X so they could claim it was a deadly weapon, which is the charge they laid when they searched my room and found nothing. They kicked me loose but I did have to go to some "class" where another cop yelled at us.